| I went to an Al concert (yup�ANOTHER one. Those guys better tour soon�for my sanity�s sake.) and the intro was not Gump. It was Bermuda and Al, seated on TSB stools, singing Yoda. (Berm was in his little Anakin outfit. ;) Al was in his TSB outfit.) I suddenly felt the need to dash out to the lobby. (I don�t know why�I just had to leave.) As I stood in the lobby�feeling stupid�Bermuda came out. I apologized for dashing out like that, and he said it was all right. So I followed him backstage. Suddenly, I remembered why I was there�the mellophones were supposed to play a song with Al! And I didn�t have my music! Nor did I have a camera or cash. (All vitally important at an Al concert!) While I was standing around, panicking, Al wandered by in his boxers. Apparently, his regular clothes had been misplaced�heh heh heh�(What?? I didn�t do anything with them!) They eventually turned up in the ladies� changing room. The one that had been reserved for Steve, Jim and Rub�n. (Rub�n turned out to be the culprit who had snitched Al�s clothes�a little payback from being tarred and feathered, perhaps?) My Take On It Next Dream |
| "Weird Underwear" Yankovic 09/09/01 |