I happened to have the TV on VH1 while I was sprawled out in the living room. Rock and Roll Jeopardy was on, with Al! The only thing was, he didn�t have a Hawaiian shirt on. Fact is, he didn�t have ANY shirt on. (Tongues back in mouths, ladies. ;) And be sure to get that drool off your chin.)
Of course, I was glued to the TV. Didn�t take my eyes off it. After it was over, it suddenly hit me-everyone else on the show had all their clothes on. Why did Al not have his shirt on? So I hopped in my car and drove over to his house. (I didn�t know Al lived in my hometown�)
I knocked on the door, and Al answered. �Hi Al. I was just wondering�um�why weren�t you wearing a shirt when you were on Rock and Roll Jeopardy?� �Oh, come in, I�ll show you.� He led me to the rec room and showed me some footage from some of his music videos (Eat It, Smells Like Nirvana, and one other�possibly I Love Rocky Road) where he was again shirtless. And somehow, the videos proved that Al had a right to be shirtless whenever he wanted to be.

I've heard of the right to 'bare arms'...but that's just getting ridiculous. ;)

My Take On It

Next Dream
"Shirtless Al" Yankovic
08/01/01
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