| A Day With The Babies �Hyung~ move your tushy to my face�Mr. Sunshine is too shiny and I want to sleepy bye bye!� Wonnie whined to Hyukie. �But what if I poop in my pants and get all yucky?� �It�s okay~ I already poopied on my pants, Hyukie hyung.� Wonnie snuggled closer to Hyuk's butt to shade his eyes from the bright morning sun. ::GROWL~:: Jae Won sat straight up from the noise. �Hyukie hyung! I heard a lion!� Won said with fascination. �Nope! That was my tummy. I think that means I�m hungry. Come on, I think mommy got us a warm bottle of milk ready!� With that, Hyukie jumped out of bed and Jae Won tumbled behind. * Midmorning �See Ewic�I�ll teach you the value of money. See, you found two quarters in the grass. But since I�m a nice Hee Junie King of the Playground, I�ll give four dimes in exchange of those two quarters. Four is more than two.� Hee Jun said proudly. �OoOoh~ Okie dokie!� Eric excitedly exchanged Hee Jun his two quarters for four dimes. �Hey, Ewic�Since I�m feeling like a goody goody, I�ll exchange your four dimes for 6 nickels. See, six nickels are more than four. Besides, nickels are larger than dimes.� �Really? Let me see? Oh! You�re right, Hee Jun King of the Playground! Okay�trade!� Eric quickly snatched Hee Jun�s six nickels and gave his four dimes. �Ewic�my mommy said that I should be nice�so you know what? I�ll give you eight pennies for your six nickels. Pennies have color, but nickels don�t. Besides, the man on the pennies has a beard, but the nickel man has no beard! Pennies are made out of copper~ the same thing as the color in the Crayola crayon box! But you don�t see a crayon called nickels, do you? See�so I�ll trade you my eight pennies for your six nickels. Deal?� �Deal!� Eric squealed. He took the eight pennies and ran to his mom to explain what a great deal he made with Hee Jun King of the Playground. * After lunch time �Drawing on the wall is an art, Sungie�even Leonardo da Vin Dicaprio did it long, long time ago and got really famous. He got lots of money too! I heard he got more than ten whole cents!� Kang Ta handed Hye Sung a permanent pen and grabbed a lipstick for himself. �You see Sungie, Mr. da Vin Dicaprio drew nakie men and fat ladies all over the wall and ceiling. That�s what we�re going to do! Draw nakie men and fat ladies!� Kang Ta said enthusiastically. Yet, Hye Sung only eyed him suspiciously. �Where did you learn all this from?� Hye Sung said squinting his eyes in accusing manner. �My mommy and daddy.� Kang Ta said simply. Hye Sung�s eyes grew large. �Your mommy and daddy talk about nakie fat people?� �Ob course! They are grown ups�they�re supposed to talk about boring things like that! Come on! Let�s draw before mommy catches me using her lipstick.� * Late afternoon �Die Spidey man!! Batman is here to kill you!� Tony cried out loud as he beat Andy another game of Nintendo. �Hyung~ you beat me again! Fine, I�ll be Pickachu and you have to be the smelly old Mario so I can beat you this time, okay?� �Fine�but I�m going to go to the bathroom after this�I�ve been holding in my pee pee for a long time�and if I don�t go soon, I think I�ll wet my pants!� Tony said. For a while, the two brothers competed each other in video games until Andy finally won. �Huk�Huk�sniff.� Tony cried. �Aw�Monkey hyung�don�t cry�I�ll let you win the next game.� Andy tried to comfort. �No�I�m not sad about that~ it�s just that�sniff�I PEED IN MY PANTS~!� * Evening�Bath time �Ooo~ you�re going to go to jail~� Minwoo taunted. �Sniff�why Wooie? Am I a bad boy?� Dong Wan sobbed. �No~ because you didn�t take off your pants when you�re going into the bubble bath!� Minwoo shouted. �But�But I�m embarrassed, hyung~� �Aw~ it�s okay. I�m your hyung! Let me look at it.� Dong Wan reluctantly pulled down his pants to let Minwoo look at it. �See hyung! It�s big and round!� �Hm�you�re right! Mine�s not even that big�and I�m older than you!� �Do you think it�ll get bigger and bigger when I grow up?� Dong Wan asked, petrified. �I don�t know�but mine�s not getting any bigger.� Minwoo said poking at it. Just then, Minwoo�s father came into the bathroom. �What are you two kids doing?� �Daddy~ we were talking about our scabs on our knees!� * Bedtime Jun Jin snuggled up in his bed ready to fall asleep as soon as the bedtime story ended. �And they lived happily ever after�The End.� His father concluded. �But Dad�you already read that stowee before�read another one�� Jun Jin whined. Since dad needed to put Jin to sleep, he didn�t protest about reading another quick story. �I�m going to read you a story about a princess and a pea~� �No! I don�t like that story.� �Okay�What about Jack and the Beanstalk?� �No! Jack is weird. Next story.� �Hm�I know�I�ll read the story of the turtle and the hare.� Jin�s father said, quite annoyed. �Um�let me think�is it the one where the turtle wins?� �Yes dear.� �THEN NO!� Jun Jin shouted. �Daddy�forget the stowee�can you sing a song for me?� �Okay�which song would you like?� �Twinkle twinkle little star.� �Okay. Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are�� Mr. Park even did the hand motions to put Jin to sleep faster. �Dad�you look and sing like a moron�� The father was irritated. �Dad, will you get me a glass of water and I�ll promise to sleep.� Jun Jin said sweetly. Beaming at this compromise, Mr. Park immediately went downstairs to get a glass of water for his son. �Dads can be such dorks.� Jinnie thought before he drifted off to sleep without the water. |