A kiss blown is a kiss wasted the only kind is a kiss tasted.
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss with out some tongue.
Milk does the body good but damn how much did you drink?!
A memory lasts forever, never does it die, true friends stay together and never day goodbye.
God made elks, God amde deers, God made N'sync a bunch of queers.
If your naughty go to your room, if you want to be naughty go to mine!
God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt!
God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made ______ so damn sexy!
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkeys monkey!
If love isnt a game why are there so amny players?
Everyone is entitled to be stupid but your abusing the privilage!
If I called the wrong number why did you answer?!
Don't playa hate, participate, appreciate and congraulate!
Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a booty.
Occifer! I swear to drunk im not God!
No where on your birth certificate does it say life is fair!
Huked on foniks wurket fer me, k'ant cha tel?
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
I was 2 bad to go to heaven, but in hell i hit on the devil 2 much!
Your village called they're missing their idiot!
God made the wind blow, God made the sun shine, but how did he make you so fine?!
Tears are the words the hear can't say.
Girls cheat but never get caught.
No occifer! There no is bood in my alchol system!
I don't have a cow so I don't need your bull!
I like my boys like I like my basketball, 1 on 1 with as lil dribbling as possible!
Your as deep as a kiddie pool.
I like man with a V.C.R. ..... Very Cute Rear
Competition is nada but there ain't nobdy hotta!
My name ain't Elmo but you could tickle me if you want!
Why do they call it a French kiss if Mexicans do it best?
Boys are like cleanx. . . . . soft, string and disposable.
Sexy boy your so fine, I just night give you a try put your number on my hand, OOPS! I forgot i have a man!
Im not smiling at you, im trying not to laugh!
You broke my heart, you made me cry, no repeat after me baby, bye bye bye!
Strutin our stuff, shakin our booties me and my girls are little cuties!
Sweet as candy hotter than fire, im describing the boy that I admire!
Your name should be Campbells cause your mmm-mmm good!!!
Mommy told me never to take candy from a strangers but they have the best damn candy!