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| Im a cool girl in a cool town, It takes a real mother fucker to put me down. Kissing is a sport Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guys says I love you You believe its true But when when ur tummy starts to swell, He says the hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months of pain 3 days in the hospital A baby with out a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This would have never happened If the rubber hadn't tore. Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. Guys are like parking spaces, All the good ones are all taken And the rest are handicapped. Eat me Beat me Bite me Blow me Suck me Fuck me Very slowly If you kiss me Dont be sassy Use your tongue And make it nasty!!!! Bless my boyfriends gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him away form any other girl Bless his arms that are so strong. Put his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one I sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my mom happended to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in! Penis breath, a lovers dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesnt pee Its times like this you wonder why You bothered reaching for his fly But its too late, cant a a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know youve got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Like the tip and take it all Dont drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fucks he gonna cum Just when you cant take anymore You hear a mighty roar And when it hits a real high note You feel it oozing down your thoat Salty, fishy, sticky, and yucky stuff Okay, already thats enough Lets switch you say, before you gag And whats your revenge, your on the rag. |
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