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| This advice is free and intended for those who can stand the circumstances! |
| Ques. I have been married to this jamaican for a year now, he just recently got his temporary green card and is acting dumb. What should i do? Ans. Just remind him that what he has is temporary and that you HAVE to accompany him back on the 2 year anniversary for his permanent card ! Ques. My jamaican man keeps coming home late at night, and won't tell me where he has been, how can i stop this? Ans. First of all consider yourself lucky, at least your man comes home. There are a lot of women who would love for their man to come home late, rather than not come home at all. Secondly never question a jamaican man about his wherabouts! That is a definate No-No, constant questioning may eventually lead to later hours coming home! Ques. My jamaican man slept with my two best friends, how should I deal with this? Ans. I think you should stop talking to your friends like right now. How dare them infringe on your good fortune! You may also be at fault if you repeatedly told them how good he was in bed! Ques. My jamaican man and i had an argument and i called the cops on him, he hasn't spoken to me since, what can i do? Ans. Unfortunately there is nothing that you can do, you have committed the cardinal sin, it would have been a lot easier say had you wrecked his clothes/car/house. I think you should count your blessing as calling the cops on your man usually leads to calling the ambulance for yourself! Ques. My jamaican man has a lot of women, how can i change that and have him all for myself? Ans. You will have better luck starting a wood fire outside in the rain, don't worry about the other women, just justle so you can be in the top three and then just play your position. By the way how selfish of you to want to keep such a good thing for yourself! Ques. My jamaican man won't eat the coochie. I have tried almost everything, What can I do to get him to go "deep sea diving"? Ans. Jamaican men on a whole tend to be more followers than leaders. Do not force him or hold out on any favors against him. Instead convince him that there are a lot of other jamaican men doing it, hell even let one or two of his close friends do it to you so that when he asks who, you will have a name to give him.Then he will want to be a part of the "IN crowd", problem solved! |
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