:: The scene opens up and we see KidKap leaving a hotel room with a grin on his face. He closes the door behind him and begins to walk across the street. He seems to be looking for something but can't quite find it. He begins to get a little panicky and puts his hands on his head and seems to be very upset. ::
KidKap- MY CAR?!?!? Oh god...This is not good. I mean when I say my car...I mean my friends car. I mean I borrowed his car for a few days while he was on vacation. Now what am I supposed to do? I mean he's going to find it awfully fishy when he comes back from vacation and his car is no longer in his driveway. Oh boy...Oh boy...Um ok...I'm just going to have to steal someone elses car who had the exact same one then I'll have to put it back in his driveway like nothing ever happen. But where am I going to find the exact same car...But wait more importantly, How the hell am I getting home?? You would think that my asshole cousin Nick Sedia would have taken me home. But no...He lets me wonder and see some good looking ladies. So now...It's three hours later and the only bright side is that I don't need to push the car while trying to get home. But I need to hide from my neighbor now...I mean that could be really awkward if I was there while he realized he's missing his car.
:: Kap begins to walk but stops. ::
KidKap- Hm I live in the east.
:: He licks his finger and puts it up to see the breeze...although there is none. ::
KidKap- Ok ok...The wind always blows east...So I have to walk with the wind. You see the perks of being a great student. I got an A in Algebra. Now thanks to Algebra I'm able to figure out how to get home. And some people think that I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, they don't know what their talking about sometimes. Wow you should see all the freaks that are out on the streets right now...Look look...I think thats Shawn Jackson!! Oh wait nevermind thats just some homeless women...Striking resemblence though. You know...I don't even know what time it is...All I know is I need to begin the training for this royal rumble matchup...I mean I do plan on being the winner. I don't do things and be happy with anything less than 1st. If I come in 2nd I might as well of come in last because either way I didn't get the job done. So don't think I'm like some other wrestlers here and will be happy with 2nd place. I came to CFW to become the Heavyweight Champion and I intend to accomplish my goal.
:: Kap sees a street he seems to remember. ::
KidKap- Ah Livingston street...I'm about 4 blocks away from the hotel. I told you...Algebra class is the reason why I'm able to find my way back home. I always love to prove people wrong who just think that I am completely out of my mind and have no idea what I'm talking about. But nonetheless I'm a few blocks away from my hotel room about 190 bucks less and no car. Overall I say this was one of those nights that you just try and forget about. But hey when you think about it...There's nowhere to go but up from here. It can't possibly get any worse, So I know that this royal rumble match is looking up and I feel like I am gaining momentum with every match that I compete in. Yet I heard the whispers backstage...I know that you guys underestimate me and refuse to take me seriously. You think I'm another flash in the pan superstar who is going to go away soon. Well I hate to break it to you all but your wrong! I'm here to stay and I'm here to conquer everyone who gets in my way.
:: Kap makes it up to his hotel and walks through the door. He gets into the elevator and hits the 12th floor. After about 2 stops the elevator makes it up to the 12th floor and Kap gets out and goes over to his room. He goes to get the door key out of his pocket. ::
KidKap- Don't even tell me...I left it in the goddamn car!!
:: Kap shakes his head and walks back to the elevator. He gets off at the lobby and goes over to the desk to a lady named Suzy. ::
Suzy- Hi! May I help you with something?
KidKap- Um yea...I left my Key card in my car.
Suzy- Oh silly...Why don't you just go get it?
KidKap- Well I lost my car.
Suzy- Oh dear...
KidKap- Yea you can see where I'm having a problem.
Suzy- Yea I see.
KidKap- So why do you think I should do?
Suzy- Well do you have any idea where my car could be?
KidKap- Your guess is as good as mine...I had it one minute and then it was gone 3 hours later.
Suzy- Well we should give you a replacement card then.
KidKap- AH that would be great...
:: Kap reaches out for the card. ::
Suzy- No no.
KidKap- What?
Suzy- Since you lost the Key Card we have given you...You are going to have to pay for this one. $50 bucks.
KidKap- Ok your not going to believe me but I bought chinese food for $190 bucks earlier tonight.
Suzy- You're right I don't believe you.
KidKap- I swear...That chinese restaurant like 10 blocks down. All I bought was CHICKEN WITH GARLIC SAUCE!!
Suzy- For $190 bucks...I find that hard to believe.
KidKap- They kept raising the price on me!! They wanted me to give them more but I didn't have any.
Suzy- I really find that hard to believe.
KidKap- I have them all the money I had in my pocket. There was a scary skinny lady with a machette. And I think she wants to chop more then chicken if you know what I'm saying. I think she wanted to chop some meat!!
Suzy- Please Sir...I don't need to hear this. Do you have the $50 bucks?
KidKap- Did you not hear a goddam word I just said?
Suzy- Sir the language. Please don't make me call security.
KidKap- Blah blah blah f****ng security. OoOoO. Ill beat the piss out of your goddamn piece of crap good for nothing f****ng security.
:: No sooner then Kap is finished cursing 2 security members close in on him as he is now screaming out of control. ::
KidKap- BRING IT ONNNN!! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL DOWN, ALL OF YOUUU.
:: Seconds later Kap is down on the floor shaking as he got zapped from a tazer from the security guard. The lift Kap by the arms and legs and bring him outside. They throw him out on the curb and walk back inside. As the camera zooms out we see Nick Sedia walking by with an interviewer. ::
Nick Sedia- So as I was saying...This rumble match really is goi-
:: Nick looks in complete shock. ::
Nick Sedia- Um I'll get back to you guys another time. I need to take care of something. Thanks guys.
:: The camera man and interviewer leave as Nick continues to look in shock at KidKap who is in the feedle position. ::
Nick Sedia- Are you kidding me?!?
KidKap- wgvds
Nick Sedia- What the hell are you saying?
KidKap- Amdadad
Nick Sedia- Your a babbling imbosil. Did you even start training yet?
KidKap- Uhh umm yes...I mean noo.
Nick Sedia- It's 8 O'clock in the morning...What have you been doing since I last saw you?
KidKap- Hookers...ahh umm...walking lots walking. umm no card no card.
Nick Sedia- What the hell is wrong with you? Speak right.
KidKap- card no money...need card...tazers oh god.
Nick Sedia- Tell me you lost the key to the hotel room you idiot.
KidKap-...
Nick Sedia- You're unbelievable. Your lucky I have the extra to your room.
:: Kap looks at Sedia in disbelief. ::
Nick Sedia- I stole it from you last time because I knew youd lose your other one. Like that time in Chicago a few years ago.
:: Kap gets to his feet and grabs the card from Sedia and walks back into the hotel. Sedia follows as they keep talking. ::
Nick Sedia- I've got a way to help you train since you can't help yourself.
KidKap- ...
Nick Sedia- Lets just say it involves chickens...Thunder and lightning. Lets get you ready.
:: The scene faces away. ::
