attention everyone I AM JON
WE ARE COOL
my zoo...god i am a retard
THINGS THAT ARE GAY:
When you and someone else are walking directly at each other and you both step the same way to avoid the other,  how i can't figure out how to use the underline button, cold showers, putting on sweaty socks/football pads,  never winning any games, boy bands, sandals with the thing that comes between your toes., the smell of the locker room at my school, forgetting about homework,  gym class, people in band, people who suck at everything....(andy), being sick, getting kicked offline, figuring out how to program my calculator (pos), the little ass towels at school, smashing pumpkins, how i can't beat the system and take 8 credits worth of classes, elephants, unalphabetical spanish vocab worksheets, any pos store that won't take a 100 bill, how i always type the as teh...actually all typing in general, accounting, waiting around forever at track meets, the really short track shorts, any college without engineering, old people behind the wheel, lazy ass girl scouts only selling thier mints once a year, fat cheerleaders who think they are hot (and flaunt there stuff), monopoly, techno music, people who pay more for pants with holes in them, girls with red hair, any place that won't accept products back without a reciept, matt chiarelli, how everything is 20 times more expensive at the movies and Great America, the confusing ass self check out at jewel, starting my college math course 6 weeks late, the guy who approved dude wheres my car, school plays (and the people in them), BOWLING, anyone who doesn't like the OC, watching condom/herpes commercials with your parents, white people who say g-unit and are serious, how i always seem to lose the cases for my cds, any person who can't make a 40 second drill, the taste of cough medicine, peas and green beans, amanda block (I just edited the site and instead of taking u off the list, I bolded ur name...haha yes...got her!), alphabetical seating charts, having the teacher call on you when ur asleep, paying god damn 65 bucks for a pair of pants, people who point out that the thing you're looking for is always in the last place you look, aol 9.0 optimized, commercials where they don't actually say what there product does(so when u go and ask your doctor for some he's like, um u don't have a yeast infection do you?), people who tell you not to swear and are shocked when your immediate response is FU, my pos football cleats with the broken screw in thing, how everytime wendys comes out with a good new sandwich they never keep it for more than a week, words in hangman that are 3 letters long, the french, a certain # 40 on barringtons fb team, people who borrow a calculator every day (bustin), the mundelein hammer kid, when u get the wrong stuff at a drive through, how everytime a make a basket on my hoop at home, it hits the side of the driveway when it lands and goes 20 feet behind the hoop, how stuff rolls down hills, little nicky the movie, teletubbies, lonlely lunch periods..thats it for now, im sure ill add more later
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if ur ever really bored....
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my one true love....
does it get any funnier than this?
PS i find it hilarious that u can't get away from the fact that i am amazing...
pictures of seema and jon
the time i got drunk in new york....
the time i had to give the business lecture
my multiple personalities and their adventures....
the time i joined valparaiso's JV bball team as #32
People I've Mooned
Moon Quotes
Ray S, Kyle C, Jeff J, Kyle  K, Mike B, all the girls who played football in the rain, andy, Matt C, any innocent bystanders in the locker room when im showering, Nick P, Mike N, anyone with more than 5 dollars...to be continued....
--Girls are like really complicated toys with the directions in japanese and no pictures.  At first you think you have it built correctly, then it all falls apart.
--The glass of my knowledge of girls is not empty, its filled with nothing.  See you gotta remain postiive.
--(away msg) Im currently either ripping my hair out in frustration, or humping the desk with elation, because of this math calculation, boy do i need a vacation, I think I'll resort to masturba.... I mean crying....
--A little newsflash my friend...Redheads are bad news bears.
*Props to my Special K
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