'Click' Is my life empty? I have too many zits I am too skinny I am too fat My penis is too small My tits are too small My hair is too frizzy, greasy, flat, curly I'm not popular enough I'm not the head cheerleader I'm not the football captain My breath smells My deoderant is not strong enough My nails are the wrong color He hates me She hates me She won't fuck me He won't fuck me 'Click' (silence)