Dragon: Thats sad he is in there alone. I wonder what he is doing.
(A look of horror comes over his face )
Dragon: Never mind no I DONT want to know. Shall we sit over here?
(Dragon points at a large stone nere ther water. The two man walk over to the stone Dragon takes a seat on the stone and looks up at the camera the camera pans around Dragon and comes to a stop with the water out of vision and the van and the child in view.)
Dragon: Well its been a few days and I have not yet seen any of my new found coworks speak up. I wonder where they are... training I hope. I thought to day I would share some stuff about me. These are things my fans all ready know but there are some people out there who do not yet know the Dragon. So I guess its my duity to tell you. Lets see where to start....Hmmmm... Well lets start out where I started out I guess. I started out in a small Chinese monastary but thats far far back. I am a master In the style of Small Circle Kung-Fu I am certified Grand master some what of a protegy some might say. But after I came to America I was found out by a man Know as Apollyon the Trainer of Alek McTanner a EPW wrestler.
(At this point and time a very large man Know as John to all who saw him in Dragons last Promo exits the van wearing a very tiny shirt for a 300 pound man to be wearing. He has two flags one from each team in the super bowl one of the Bucks and one of the Raiders. The shirt reads "Go what ever team Mctanner isnt rooting for" The man pulls his shorts from his crack of his ass and walks toward Dragon and the camera waving both flags. Dragon turns to see his large friend and drops his head with a chuckle.)
John: HA What ya think of this Dragon I wish I could get that McTanner in the Ring man I would....
Dragon: Get squashed like a bug. Listen John Me and McTanner go way back and one thing I know is the man is a damn genius in the ring. When we left the Hell Pit Acadamy together he had me beat 45 wins to his 55 wins. That was against each other.
(Johns eyes get real big.)
John: I know you said he was good but man I didnt know he was that good. But I am still for what ever team he is not for.
Dragon: John first the super Bowl was yesterday Two McTanner Was for the Bucs.
(John tosses the Bucs flag away over his left shoulder,)
Dragon: Three His team won. Dude so let it go.
(John tries to pull the shirt that is way to small for him over his gut. With no luck the shirt rips and John drops his head and walks back to the van.)
Dragon: Poor guy after his wife left him he has tried to be my number one fan and help me train for my return to the wrestling world. But man he tries really hard. Well back to what we were on before. Wait John is a bucs fan man he must really not like McTanner for him to toss a flag like that huh I will have to talk with him a bit later. Ok sorry about that. After training with McTanner and Apollyon I was released into the world of wrestling Where McTanner and I ended up in the same Federation together but for some reason we never faced off. Then that Fed went to the can I dont know what happened to it I went to work one day and it was all boarded up.
(At this time John reamerges from the van with a pair of sweat pants on and a Bucs jersy on. He has three bottles of Gaderaid in his hands as he arrives at Dragon he then hands one to him then one to the camera man. A hand emerges from behind the camera and takes the bottle. Dragon takes a long drink from the cold sweet beaded plastic bottle. Then turns his attention to John.)
Dragon: Dude what is up with you today? Its not like you to ditch a Bucs flag just to go against McTanner i know he said some mean stuff about ya In that last fed we were in together but let it go.
John: I know, I know, I know, But I really dont like that guy he earks me to know end hes good and he knows it.
Dragon: So what he is a big softy any way. He tries to pull off that bad guy act. But ever one who knows him knows he is a good guy at heart.
(Dragon looks at the camera and Yells.)
Dragon: YOUR A GOOD GUY MCTANNER DEAL WITH IT. I saw you dance with a little girl at your party when you took home one of the top belts at the last federation. Helping little old ladies. Man I got it on tape. But enough of that. On to my story here I need to get it out or so they tell me. Well once I met up with John I got an Idea from a cartoon he watchs. A training Idea. I know weird right? Well I have been doing it for that last three years of my life and it works great.
(John smiles and lifts his Bucs jersy and a picture of Goku and Gohan are in super sayin and the words Dragon Ball Z run across the bottom. Dragon looks and smiles.)
Dragon: That is where I got it from. See I dont think I will fly or any thing thats just nuts. But the Character Piccilo wears weighted cloths to build strength and speed with out the bulk of muscles. He wears like two ton Not me I am up to three hundred pounds of weight and moving quit well in it. I wear it day in and day out. I am all ways training even when I am at rest. Now you take the weight and the training I do with Big man here and wahla one hell of a work out. Your might think that it is nuts but go ahead and put a five pund wieght around each wrist and a ten pound one around each leg. by the end of the day you will feal pains you didnt know exsisted. I have been to the top in a few federations and I have been at the bottom of a few. But Know I am here in the IFW I hope McTanner that you and I get a chance to face off one of these days to see once and for all who is the best Hell Pit Acadamy Grad. I am curious to find out my self.
(John looks to be a bit happy to hear that Dragon wants to take on McTanner. He takes a drink from his Gaderade. The baby makes some noise in the back round and Johns head turns to see the baby his face lights up.)
John: OH BOY he is awake time to play with him. WATCH OUT LITTLE DRAGON HERE I COME.
(The camera zooms in real quick on the baby as the little guy turns and sees John coming he gets a hugh smile on his face and covers his belly up. Camera zooms back out onto Dragon who is watching over his shoulder. As John gets to the baby there is a scream of laughter from the baby and Dragon turns back to the camera.)
Dragon: Just a big kid he is. McTanner you and I make better allies then we do enemies so man once you get it thro yer scottish skull your a good guy call me. Oh and Hello Miss Grannie McTanner I think you need to talk to yer Grandson about morals. Thanks for that bach of haggis you sent me last week it was great.
(Dragon Chuckls)
Dragon: When she calls McTanner he is going to want to kill me. Well thats all there is to know about how I train and who I am. I am all about the kids and the fans. I train hard all day every day. I cant wait to see if I can take McTanner on even tho he is with the EPW. So till we next meet. As the shadow over comes you and the fear over whelms you thats when you realize its to late the Dragon has you.
(Dragon gets up and walks over to the umbrella and has a seat and watchs John blow zerberts on the laughing histarical baby. Scene Fades.)