John: Good evening every one I am glad to see the camera is FINALLY here. I got some things to say to Jack Heart before Dragon gets here with is equality mumbo jumbo. Listen Jack I found here if you dont sell the T-shirts for white castle but make them apart of a promotional deal its called an open domain. So say if you buy one Dragon slayer spear get a free White Dragon, White Castle t-shirt see and all we have to do to make up for the loss is "Jack" up the price of the spear say.... I dont know 40%. That way we I mean you make a price of the damn t-shirts any way. Call me I have a sweat sho... I mean place where we can get these bad boys made real cheap.
(He holds up the Dragon slayer spear. At this time Dragon walks in with a bag full of groceries and some fast food. Dragon walks by on his way to the rest room say as he passes.)
Dragon: Be right back need to use the rest room.
John: Listen I wont help you beat Dragon I dont know if he can be beat to be honest with you. But I will help you get around that stupid charty angle Dragons got going just leave it to me. But Right now I got about five hundred of these spears made and I am having them sent to your warehouse. Let me know when you get them Dragon had a hissy when I had all those other things sent here I think if I had five hundred spears sent here he might just kill me.
(Dragons foot steps can be heard coming down the hallway.)
John: Oh ya by the way love the White Dragon and Jack Heart sunglasses are these really imported or are they locally made.
(Dragon comes into the kitchen and John hides the glasses as Dragon grabs the bag of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Sets it on the table and then grabs some plates from the cuboared and sets the table.)
Dragon: Is little Dragon down for his nap?
John: Ya he is down for his nape..... Why do you ask.
Dragon: Well the rason I ask is I looked in his bed room and I saw he is wearing a Jack Heart diaper. I thought to my self Is John buying more of that crap from his TV show. Then I see the camera is here I have cut a promo all ready today so I am thinking my best friend is getting suckered into a scame or is trying to sucker some one into another one of his or it is the third thing that I highly doubt that it is you are turning against me.
(Dragon laughs and John joins him.)
Dragon: Thats just foolish right?
John: Yes foolish I would never turn on you Dragon you are my best friend. But I do have a business properision for Jack that has absolutly nothing to do with your match... We um are actually ... I hear your last promo got to him and he has decided to turn a new leaf and help a good charity ummm ya right Jack tell him in yer next promo.
(John makes a strainful face of plea at the camera.)
Dragon: Really which one?
John: Ummmmm you know the one against sweat shops?
Dragon: Yes, yes I do.
John: Ya that one I was offering to Jack that him and I get together and go to a couple and put a stop to them.
Dragon: Oh, really well glad to hear that.
(John gets up from the table with a painful look on his face. Leaving the room. Dragon then turns to the camera)
Dragon: Look Jack I dont know what you and him are up to. But this wont end well I promise you by the looks of the legal documents John so foolishly left about he is planing something. But what I dont quite know yet. Well untilI find out what the hell is going on or I got more to say to you.Later.
(Dragon turns back to the KFC bucket and grabs a breast the scene goes black to Dragon pushing mashed potato's on a plate.)