"Much Too Young (to Smell All This Funk)" Parody by Jane Peugh parody of ("Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old) " Based on the perfomance by Garth Brooks This was written on an 18 hour bus ride to Denver, CO. This ol' highway's getting longer Seems there ain't no end in sight To sleep would be best, but I just can't afford to rest I've got to be in Denver by tomorrow night I found my blanket on the floor but I can't sleep with the engine's roar My seat won't recline, something sure is wrong Don't know what's kept me on this bus for so long CHORUS And the white line's getting longer and the bus is getting hotter I'm much too young to smell all this funk All my clothes are on the floor and the bathroom has no door I'm much too young to smell all this funk The smell is growing stronger The stench, you know I can't recall The worn out tape of Hammer, Mcdonald's and flat Coke Seem to be the only friends I've left at all CHORUS Lord, I'm much too young to smell all this funk |
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