**ATTENTION**
Get Ready for a PSA~ Public Service Announcement!
Brought to you especially by Dree
Brought to you especially by Dree
(Public Service Announcment setting, lights dim, soft serious music playing)
:lights fade in to Dree:
Dree- Hello. I am Dree, Cheerleader for the WDS. I have come to you today with a special message. This concerns every person in the world, and is a major issue with young children. I want everyone to know that smoking crack is bad. I myself, have never seen the effects personally, but I think I know it's bad. People do it in bathrooms, in sheds, and maybe someone is doing it in your basement at this very moment. We will never know. I have a friend who does crack, and her name is Quinn.
(Quinn walks on stage at the moment)
Quinn-Uhhh, Hi folks.
Dree- Yes, this is Quinn and she does crack heavily.
Quinn- HEY! What are you talking about?
Dree-She is obviously in denial.
Quinn-I don't do crack! YOU do!
Dree- ::looks around nervously:: Uh, I don't know what you're talking about!
(Carly walks on stage)
Carly-Yes you do! You were doing it in the basement at school yesterday!
Dree- CARLY! Shut- (turns to camera, and laughs nervously) We're experiencing techincal difficulties at the moment. We'll be right back.
Camera Man Bob-Uh, no we won't. We're live, Dree.
Dree-CRAP! Well, all I wanted to say was that you shouldn't drink alcohol.
Stage Manager-(whispers) It's don't smoke crack!
Dree- I know that! Don't give your garbage to homeless people. You know how I feel about the homeless. They're people, and they have no homes. That's all I wanted to say. (scratches head)
Quinn-Oh geeze.
(Carly slaps forehead)
Dree-Man, I could sure go for some crack right now, UH, NO! I MEAN... sh*t.
::lights fade, music dies out::
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!
