Children's Book Titles that Didn't Make the Cut

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You are different and that is bad.
The boy who died from eating all his vegetables.
Pop goes the hampster and other great microwave games.
The man in the moon is actually Satan.
Some kittens can fly.
Dad's new wife Robert.
Fun four letter words to know and share.
Hammers screwdrivers and scissors and I-can-do-it book.
The kids guide to hitchhiking.
Kathy was so bad that her mom stopped loving her
Curious george and the high voltage fence.
All cats go to hell.
The little sissy who snitched.
That's it I'm putting you up for adoption.
Grandpa gets a casket.
The magic world inside the abandoned refrigerator.
Garfield gets feline leukemia.
The pop up book of human anatomy.
Strangers have the best candy.
Whining, kicking and crying to get your way.
You were an accident.
Things rich kids have but you never will.
Where would you like to be buried?
Eggs, toilet paper, and your school.
Why can't mr. fork and ms. electrical outlet be friends?
Places where mommy and daddy hide neat things.
Daddy drinks because you cry.
The Little Engine That Couldn't because he wasn't good enough.
Little Red Went Riding In The Hood.
Cinderfella.
What Does Timmy The Tooth Know Anyway?
Little Whore House On The Prairie.
The Big Bad Cook And The Three Little Burnt Pieces Of Bacon.
LSD-Lots of Super Drugs!
Bill and Monica Went To The Hotel.
101 Other Uses For Baseball Bats.

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