A Lil Chat Story We Made Up

CraZyQuiN3: Quinn wants to talk TrashyWDS: what? CraZyQuiN3: I'm trying to hold it back. AbigailKJP: Katie's other half is coming Arrest Me3: hihi CraZyQuiN3: Must.....be..........strong....... AbigailKJP: nahh, just let loose CraZyQuiN3: Quinn........nnnnnoooooo........ TrashyWDS: might as well CraZyQuiN3: ..................................... AbigailKJP: *all of a sudden, everything goes pink....* TrashyWDS: we'll just ignore you if it gets annoyinh Arrest Me3: how so? Arrest Me3: like, pink PINK? CraZyQuiN3: HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GUYS TrashyWDS: put her on ignore TrashyWDS: quick Arrest Me3: hey thats my saying Arrest Me3: who? me? AbigailKJP: put dree on ignore? AbigailKJP: good idea AbigailKJP: much better AbigailKJP: :-) CraZyQuiN3: DONT DO THAT AbigailKJP: just kidding CraZyQuiN3: That's MEEEAAAAAAN CraZyQuiN3: OOOOOOOOOkay TrashyWDS: put Katie on ignore, much more logical TrashyWDS: :-) Arrest Me3: **Goes to the corner and cries** CraZyQuiN3: UCK! CraZyQuiN3: *flips hair in disgust* TrashyWDS: *rolls eyes* Arrest Me3: **runs into oncoming traffic and cries** TrashyWDS: *loud metal crunching sounds in the distance* CraZyQuiN3: NO DREE NO TrashyWDS: *silence* TrashyWDS: *more silence* CraZyQuiN3: *falls to knees and puts hands on head* DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TrashyWDS: *the silence is broken* AbigailKJP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Arrest Me3: (YOU KILLED THE CHEERLEADER!) CraZyQuiN3: DRRRRRREEEEEEEEEESHA NNNNOOOOOOO! CraZyQuiN3: *starts to practice Dreeisum* TrashyWDS: *a loud laugh is heard, somewhat like the blair witch* CraZyQuiN3: AAAAAHHHHHH CraZyQuiN3: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???? CraZyQuiN3: JJJJJOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! CraZyQuiN3: CAN YOU HEAR US JOSH????????? Arrest Me3: (hahaha) CraZyQuiN3: IT'S THE SAME LOG! IT'S THE SAME LOG! TrashyWDS: "I must stay for the children" Josh screams CraZyQuiN3: I HEAR HIM UPSTAIRS! CraZyQuiN3: ROFLMAO CraZyQuiN3: *SUDDENLY Nell runs in and screams at Josh* "HEY! That's my line!" Arrest Me3: (hahaha) TrashyWDS: *Josh realises that his eyes and lips are missing* ShOrTiE 386: im incredibly lost right now cuz i have not seen that movie yet CraZyQuiN3: *Nell sees this..* "Ew"*...and runs off.* TrashyWDS: they're two different movies CraZyQuiN3: Mike says "I HEAR HIM DOWNSTAIRS!" TrashyWDS: *stumbles down the stairs fallling and breaking his back* Arrest Me3: (NOOOOOOOOOOO DONT GO DOWN THERE!!!) CraZyQuiN3: Heather remembers the good times...******Josh: "Is it the Blair Witch?? NO! It's heather!"********* CraZyQuiN3: *The children suddenly burst in the door with red finger paint and start putting hand prints on the walls. Nell follows behind and says...* "Sorry, we're a little late." TrashyWDS: *the children swarm over Nell, and when they leave, nothing is left* AbigailKJP: huh? TrashyWDS: don't ask AbigailKJP: okay CraZyQuiN3: Heather says, "What the f*ck did you do to her??!?!?!?!?!!!!". The children laugh an evil laugh..."MUAHAHAHAHA!" and vanish... CraZyQuiN3: *Mike screams a bloodcurdling scream* TrashyWDS: Heather gives up on Josh and Mike and runs out of the house CraZyQuiN3: *Heather runs to go see what is wrong, but she trips over Luke's head!* TrashyWDS: and Ukraine comes out of the painting to get her CraZyQuiN3: Heather: "NO GRAMPA NO!" TrashyWDS: josh(from the bottom of the stairs) HE ISN'T YOUR GRAMPA!!!!1 Arrest Me3: (and Dree's still in oncoming traffic) CraZyQuiN3: *Seeing Luke's head again, Heather rips out his eyes and tears of his lips, running to catch up with Josh and Mike..." To Mike "Here, use these.". "Thanx Heather." He replies. Arrest Me3: (crying) CraZyQuiN3: "He isn't?" CraZyQuiN3: "Oh okay then." CraZyQuiN3: THIS IS GOING ON MY WEBSITE CraZyQuiN3: I CLAIM IT BEFORE ANY OF YOU CraZyQuiN3: HAH TrashyWDS: "Mike is Ukraine's grandchild TrashyWDS: " AbigailKJP: Me go bed now AbigailKJP: night night TrashyWDS: ok bye AbigailKJP has left the room. CraZyQuiN3: *Nell runs in again, looks at Mike, and says...* "SON!" CraZyQuiN3: BYE CraZyQuiN3: DAMMIT FUCKING SHIT TO HELL CRAP ASS PURPLE MONKEY! TrashyWDS: Mike screams "the children killed you already" CraZyQuiN3: Nell replies, "Does that mean it's too late for me to be apart of your life?" TrashyWDS: it also doesn't help that I'm not that much yonger than you TrashyWDS: but yeah CraZyQuiN3: "DAMN! Oh well, at least I have the children!" Arrest Me3: brb CraZyQuiN3: *Nell disinigrates into thin air* TrashyWDS: *Josh suddenly suddenly remembers Dree in the middle of the road and crawls to help her CraZyQuiN3: *Ukraine rises out of the painting to get Heather, Mike and Josh* CraZyQuiN3: Dree screams "EW! GET SOME PLASTIC SURGERY OR SOMETHING MAN!" TrashyWDS: Mike looks at the heather and the departing josh, "What happened to your lips and eyes?" CraZyQuiN3: *SUDDENLY, Blair Witch materializes out of nowhere, sees Ukraine, and the two ghouls say...*"Screw the people."*And go live in slendid ghostly bliss.* CraZyQuiN3: *splendid TrashyWDS: Dree dodges Josh who is still trying to save her CraZyQuiN3: *Josh gets hit by a semi* CraZyQuiN3: Dree says "YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU CRAZY RAPIST!" TrashyWDS: Heather to Mike "We finally got rid of him" TrashyWDS: they cheer CraZyQuiN3: *Mike calls to Dree* "Come on back to where it's safe!" CraZyQuiN3: Dree replies "Nothing is safe!" TrashyWDS: the semi backs up to try and hit her CraZyQuiN3: Mike screams "NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!" and runs to push her out of the way, causing the semi to hit HIM too. TrashyWDS: the driver sticks his head out of the window and yells"SSSTTTTTEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLAAAAA" CraZyQuiN3: Dree gets up, walks over to Heather and says "Yeah, we finally got rid of the two ugly boys!" CraZyQuiN3: Heather replies "Wahoo!" TrashyWDS: Heather suddenly transforms into Stella CraZyQuiN3: Dree: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" CraZyQuiN3: Stella: "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" TrashyWDS: and dives in front of the semi CraZyQuiN3: Dree: "YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" ShOrTiE 386: i didnt say that! lol TrashyWDS: :-) ShOrTiE 386: justin better not be in this and if he is he better not die katie or ill have to hurt you CraZyQuiN3: *Dree starts to dance on the sidewalk. Then, Quinn walks up and wonders what the heck she is doing* ShOrTiE 386: and you too amanda and dree CraZyQuiN3: What are you talking bout Stella? CraZyQuiN3: SUDDENLY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE GETS SHOT IN THE BACK CraZyQuiN3: *rolls eyes* TrashyWDS: and Justin suddenly walks up holding the severed hand of Stella CraZyQuiN3: Hey says/... CraZyQuiN3: "She had a small hand." CraZyQuiN3: *Dree and Quinn look at each other and burst out laughing CraZyQuiN3: * TrashyWDS: and then remembers he was shot and falls to the ground CraZyQuiN3: *Dree and Quinn cheer* ShOrTiE 386: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Arrest Me3: (yay) TrashyWDS: (and Stella you realise this was your own fault for saying his name) ShOrTiE 386: NOT JUSTIN!!!!!!! ShOrTiE 386: LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!! TrashyWDS: Trashy walks up and kicks his corpse in the head ShOrTiE 386: NOOOOOOOOOO TrashyWDS: Trashy smiles TrashyWDS: :-) CraZyQuiN3: *Quinn kicks Justin's corpse in tha balls.* CraZyQuiN3: *Quinn giggles* TrashyWDS: Dree and Katie's DOGGIES arrive and start chewing on him Arrest Me3: YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAH ShOrTiE 386: NOOOOO TrashyWDS: but spit it out ShOrTiE 386: NOT JUSTIN!!!!!! CraZyQuiN3: Stella, we were never planning on adding Justin in this story. We just did because you were annoying about it and didn't trust us. CraZyQuiN3: YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY CraZyQuiN3: GO DOGGIES GO DOGGIES ShOrTiE 386: i wasnt annoying you CraZyQuiN3: Yes, you were CraZyQuiN3: AHEM ShOrTiE 386: i just said to leave him out of it ShOrTiE 386: that was IT TrashyWDS: The DOGGIES run away wimpering TrashyWDS: Trahy: he must taste really bad CraZyQuiN3: Quinn says "Poor animals. Now we need to get them their shots AGAIN." Arrest Me3: AHHHHH ITS ALL RUIIIINED JUST BY ONE LITTLE QUESTION TrashyWDS: :-) CraZyQuiN3: SUDDENLY... CraZyQuiN3: Cher walks in and pulls Dree's hair. Arrest Me3: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Arrest Me3: DAMN BBITCH!!!!!! Arrest Me3: *kicks Cher in her nuts* Arrest Me3: (cause shes a shim) CraZyQuiN3: Quinn: "GO DREE! GO DREE!" TrashyWDS: and the really Quinn walks in TrashyWDS: real CraZyQuiN3: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO CraZyQuiN3: Real Quinn: "Hey! Why are you dressed like me?!?! You are sssooo unoriginal." CraZyQuiN3: "Fake" Quinn gets a large eraser and erases the Real Quinn. CraZyQuiN3: Real Quinn" NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! AARRGGHHH!!!" TrashyWDS: Fake Quinn then throws Justin on Cher ShOrTiE 386: AHHHHHHHHHHHH ShOrTiE 386: LEAVE HIM ALONE ShOrTiE 386: SPARE HIM TrashyWDS: Cher catches him and rips him in half ShOrTiE 386: ahhhhhhhhhhhh ShOrTiE 386: NOT MY JUSTIN ShOrTiE 386: NOOOOOOOOOOO Arrest Me3: HAHAHA Arrest Me3: take that cher Arrest Me3: DIRTY SHIM CraZyQuiN3: SUDDENLY.. TrashyWDS: Cher suddenly disappears inorder to do an infomercial TrashyWDS: too many suddenlys CraZyQuiN3: *Wild Wild West music arrises.* CraZyQuiN3: *Quinn looks around to see where it's coming from* TrashyWDS: Trashy screams "I'M MELTING, MELTING!!!!!!" TrashyWDS: Trashy melts CraZyQuiN3: *TTTTTHHHHHHEEEEENNNNNN* CraZyQuiN3: Welp fine, if no one is going to do it, then I guess I'll have to. *HMMPH* CraZyQuiN3: ................................ CraZyQuiN3: *ENTER: Will Smith* TrashyWDS: Trashy is very glad she died CraZyQuiN3: *Quinn's heart stopped.* CraZyQuiN3: *But then started up again* TrashyWDS: Will trips on Justin CraZyQuiN3: AMANDA NO CraZyQuiN3: Oh ifne CraZyQuiN3: *fine TrashyWDS: and falls into the street CraZyQuiN3: Quinn rushes to help Will TrashyWDS: just in time for the school bus to arrive CraZyQuiN3: And falls into the street as well TrashyWDS: and it runs over both of them CraZyQuiN3: Thanx so much Amanda TrashyWDS: and forces Dree to go to school TrashyWDS: your welcome Arrest Me3: noooooo Arrest Me3: NO SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL CraZyQuiN3: I WAS going to make it funnier, but you had to go and kill him too early. CraZyQuiN3: And now I died too. TrashyWDS: Will suddenly appears CraZyQuiN3: AHEM TrashyWDS: Quinn realises it was just a daydream Arrest Me3: SAVE ME FROM SCHOOL PLLLLLLLLEEEEEEAASSSE TrashyWDS: a terrible one at that TrashyWDS: (trying so hard not to make him die again) CraZyQuiN3: Will: "I'll save you!" and runs after Dree. Quinn follows, lovestruck. CraZyQuiN3: SUDDENLY, the busdriver captures Dree, Will and Quinn, forcing them ALL to go to school! CraZyQuiN3: Quinn: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO Arrest Me3: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Arrest Me3: DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOO CraZyQuiN3: Will: BUT I ALREADY GRADUATED! CraZyQuiN3: Busdriver: TOO BAD TrashyWDS: they drive off splashing over the puddle which was Trashy TrashyWDS: everyone on the bus laughs Arrest Me3: **drees jumps out the emergency exit** TrashyWDS: but falls in the net behind them Arrest Me3: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo TrashyWDS: and is reeled back in Arrest Me3: cuts at net with her teeth Arrest Me3: **grrrrrrrr** TrashyWDS: Dree is thrown from the bus TrashyWDS: but the bus was on a very high bridge CraZyQuiN3: Will punches the bus driver, causing it to swerve off the bridge. Arrest Me3: AHHHHHHHH Arrest Me3: ***splashes into water below*** CraZyQuiN3: Quinn to Will "SMOOTH MOVE EX-LAX!" TrashyWDS: the bus lands on Dree CraZyQuiN3: *Quinn slaps Will upside the head* Arrest Me3: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CraZyQuiN3: But the nice fish help Dree, Quinn and Will out of the water, so they all live! Arrest Me3: x x Arrest Me3: ^ Arrest Me3: c( CraZyQuiN3: Then Jaws comes and gobbles Will up, but then got an ulser so he couldn't eat Dree and Quinn. Arrest Me3: thats my tongue hanging out CraZyQuiN3: Quinn sobs uncontrollably. TrashyWDS: but realises he could still be in lots of movies because of computers Arrest Me3: **floats up to heaven** TrashyWDS: (you aren CraZyQuiN3: You aren't dead Dree Arrest Me3: **laaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!** and �ngel Dree beomces Arrest Me3: yes i am TrashyWDS: nope CraZyQuiN3: NO YOU AREN'T Arrest Me3: DAMN IT TrashyWDS: and that for nothing CraZyQuiN3: We'll kill you in a sec CraZyQuiN3: Okay? TrashyWDS: :-) Arrest Me3: okaaaaaaay Arrest Me3: promise? CraZyQuiN3: Quinn suddenly goes psycho over the loss of her beloved, and bites Dree in the neck, tearing out her trachea. CraZyQuiN3: Graphic enough for you? CraZyQuiN3: You may float up to Heaven now Arrest Me3: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Arrest Me3: **floats up to heaven** CraZyQuiN3: =cD TrashyWDS: Quinn runs into Cujo Arrest Me3: ***laaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!** I'm an �ngel now! only his time, its in heaven! CraZyQuiN3: WHO?????? TrashyWDS: (a dog from a Stephen King movie) CraZyQuiN3: *pish* TrashyWDS: that kills alot of people CraZyQuiN3: I refuse to be killed by a dog Arrest Me3: **Strikes a harp in heaven** CraZyQuiN3: AHEM TrashyWDS: don't worry CraZyQuiN3: Okay, go on Arrest Me3: **sings a lovely song** CraZyQuiN3: Quinn: A DOGGIE! HOW CUUUUTE! Arrest Me3: **do you beeeeeelieeeve in life after love?** TrashyWDS: I have to find my cat I'll be back in a minute Arrest Me3: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Arrest Me3: CHER'S IN HEAVEN TOO, BUT VISITING TrashyWDS: Quinn and Cujo get into a fight Arrest Me3: GO BACK TO HELL SKANKY! CraZyQuiN3: Then Satan says to Cher: "Hey honey! I got us the honeymoon suite!" Arrest Me3: HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! Arrest Me3: LMAO CraZyQuiN3: *bowing* Thankyou, thankyou. Arrest Me3: **applauds from heaven** TrashyWDS: and although Quinn is left with some deep bite marks (Cujo is rabid) but eventually kills the dog CraZyQuiN3: Quinn looks up at the sky while fighting with Cujo. CraZyQuiN3: From Heaven, Dree says: "GO K*T! GO K*T!" CraZyQuiN3: K*T=Quinn CraZyQuiN3: :-) TrashyWDS: we know CraZyQuiN3: Kay CraZyQuiN3: *Now Quinn has rabies, and she runs a muck all around the city, biting people left and right.* TrashyWDS: and comes across nick and his "friend" Stefaine CraZyQuiN3: (i.e. Hanson, Brittany Spears, BSB, *N Sync, 98�, 5ive, ) CraZyQuiN3: Quinn: NO! IT'S THE BOY! CraZyQuiN3: Quinn: DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arrest Me3: ***GO K*T GO K*T*** Arrest Me3: **flies down from heaven and gets Quinn** CraZyQuiN3: Quinn bites the boy's neck * CraZyQuiN3: Quinn: Hey Dree! Arrest Me3: **Yo K*T** CraZyQuiN3: Yeah? TrashyWDS: Trashy, still in liquid form "Are you just going to leave me here?" CraZyQuiN3: Quinn: Oh sorry! TrashyWDS: Trashy manages to de-melt CraZyQuiN3: Quinn adds flour, sugar, salt and cookie dough to Trashy'd liquid body, stirs, and wooooooodaluuua! TrashyWDS: "that's better TrashyWDS: " CraZyQuiN3: Now Quinn, Trashy, and Angel Dree are back together again! TrashyWDS: you mean Quinn with rabies? CraZyQuiN3: yep TrashyWDS: ok TrashyWDS: The End