BETH~

(opening scene...no, not Justin and Stella in the park okay??? Actually, they are strolling along the beach...he he he...walking “aimlessly”)

Bob- Okay, maybe this story will be funny. Fat chance.....GET ON WITH IT!!!

Justin- Stella? Can I ask you a question?

Stella- Shoot.

Justin- WHAT?!??!

Stella- WHAT?!??!

Justin- Oh, you were just kidding?

Stella- Yup. Are you paranoid about this saga because of what happened between Katie and I?

Justin- Uh-huh.

Bob- Gee, that was being meek.

Stella- Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen to you, is it Katie?

Bob- Um, it’s not possible for you to speak with the narrator because, well...

Stella- Oh shut up. She’s my buddy, I can talk to her if I want!

Bob- Yes, but I don’t think you quite understand...

Stella- Understand what? ‘C mon Justy. Let’s go see Katie.

Justin- Are you sure that’s a good idea?

Stella- Don’t worry, she’s not going to pull a bazooka on you!

Justin- You sound so sure of yourself.

(cut to Katie’s house. Da da dum. The BIG confrontation.)

Bob- Ding Dong! ( The witch is dead! He he...I love doing that.)

Katie- (Don’t ask me how this is possible. I’m just putting myself in the story.) Hey Stella! Hhheeeyyy......Justin....uh....how’s it going?

Justin- Yikes!

Stella- What are you doing?

Justin- She had her hand behind her back! She had her hand behind her back!

Stella- Your just being silly. You want to come hang out with us Katie?

Katie- Well...

Stella- JC and Chris and Lance and Joey will be there!

Katie- Oh goody.

Stella- Great! Let’s go!

Justin-She had her hand behind her back I’m telling you!

(cut to somewhere where they hang out...)

Bob- The guys are just fooling around, as usual. They perk up when Stella and Justin walk in. Their immune systems shut totally down when Katie comes in.

Chris-Oh look, it’s her.

Stella- So, what do you guys want to do today?

JC whispers to Chris- I think the Devil must have spent a little more time on her!

Katie- I think I’ll leave now.

Lance- Yeah, don’t want to leave your broom running!

Joey- HA HA HA! That was funny!

Katie- Kinda like your looks.

Joey- HA HA HA! That was fun...hey, wait a second...

Katie- I think it’ll take longer than a second, for you.

Chris- It’s obvious she doesn’t belong here.

Katie- HEY! That was my original plan!

Stella- Why are you guys bashing my friend? She didn’t mean any harm.

Katie- Yeah!

Stella- She was just kidding.

Katie- Yeah!

Stella- She even likes your music.

Katie- Well---

Stella- She even has a picture of Justin on her wall.

Katie- Actually---

Stella- She likes your dreadlocks, Chris.

Katie- If---

Bob- Well, this went on for awhile, until Stella had complemented Katie so much, the guys liked Katie more than Stella! He he he. You knew there was a catch didn’t you?

Katie- GO AWAY!!

N*SYNC- But---

Katie- LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Bob- Katie feels as if she needs to take drastic measures. But soon she realizes that a Bazooka is far from strong enough to puncture these guy’s egos.

(cut to Stella’s house)

Katie- SSSSTTTTEEEELLLLAAAA!!!!

Stella- WWWHHHAAATTT?!?!?!

Katie- They’re EVERYWHERE!

Stella- You should be happy. You have the cutest, sweetest...

Bob- She goes on for a long time...

Stella- ...buch of guys on the planet worshipping the ground you walk on!

Katie- That’s only because of you! And I don’t want them. I don’t care about them!

Stella- Why not?

Katie- Stella, I’ll try to explain this in terms you can understand...This isn’t real! this is just something to kill time and to have fun with! You don’t know these people intimately. I’m at my computer MAKING ALL THIS UP! I don’t want to be worshipped by these idiots! They’re a freaking singing group for God’s sake!

Stella- You know. Your right.

Justin- Oh hi Stella! How’s it---

Stella- Shove it.

Bob- Justin “poofs” into thin air. Stella bursts out crying. Katie shakes her head in disgust. Obviously she has a lot to learn. You can’t model your life around super stars whom you don’t know. It’s dangerous. Well, it’s okay to admire a celebrity, but getting so totally obsessed is going a little too far. I personally think that Stella has “gone a little too far”. That’s why I write these sagas about N*SYNC. If Stella can laugh at them and not be offended, well, that’s a good thing. But apparently she was. That’s why she wrote that “pretty sorry excuse for a saga” when Beth and I get shot into a bloody pulp. I guess I’m dedicating this saga to Stella, who’s one of my best friends. Sorry this one isn’t that funny. But I’ll be sure to make it up to you next time!