"I want to eat less pop and eat more water. There is vit C in orange juice so I need to drink that. I also like to ride my bike on the Prairie Path." -The Meat Guy (Foods!)
"Water does NOT come in cans." -Ms. K
"Can't you take a juice box?" ... "What's that?" -I didn't note who said this :0( SORRY
"There's not pop anymore. I drank it all. I'm gonna put water in it." -The Meat Guy
"I think I forgot my goal." -The Meat Guy
"I DO NOT ENJOY BEING DUCED BY FRUIT!" -Either Beth or Cody
"Why didn't she realize I was eating a F*CKING DOUGHNUT?!" -Cody
"I like Matt Damon, but not enough to wear his pants." -Me
"She's like a sexy Henry David Thoreau!" -MST3K
"Yeah, about as much fun as licking a shag carpet." -Matt
"I don't think it matters what I am, CraZyQuiN3." -The Robot
"So you expect me to believe that Satan was in Heaven all happy and then suddenly said SCREW THIS I'm going to hell!?" -Pat in AP English (ROFL)
"I've got a good armpit." -Jeff
"She's got some good blubber!" -Ms. H
"Tim--" -Ms. H ... "WHAT?!?!" -The Cast/Crew ... "MR. SHELLY?!" -Chris
"Tim, please don't walk onstage DURING the performance!" ... "Mr. Shelly, please don't drill during my notes." -Me
"You're milking her pigtails!" -Chris
"I HAVE A NOTE FOR KEVIN!!!!" -Ms. H
"More homework. I don't think my kids get enough. More work keeps the kids out of trouble. I say give them more homework so maybe that way we can beat the Japanese." -From the the HB-46 Ban Homework Position Paper (I AM NOT JOKING!)
"...They feel ther is no way to do good in life without a proper education, and without homework, apparently you can't get a good education." -Also from the aforementioned paper. (Yeah, some poor committee wasted time debating this...)
"*sing song* Everybody knows it's slink skull!" -MST3K
"THANK YOU MONTEL WILLIAMS!" -Aspartame Website
"He's an idiot. An idiot. An idiot." -Matt N. in English
"I cannot imagine a man like Osama Bin Laden appreciating the joys of Hannakuh." -George W. Bush
"They're from Sardinia." -Uncle George
