"Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars."
I want to live life so that everyday feels like Christmas.
"You can't change the world, but you can make a dent." -Ed Norton, Death to Smoochy
"I think I need to brush my teeth." -Me *SIGH*
"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind. And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind." -A Midsummer Night's Dream
"LLOYD NULL AND VOID." -Weird guys from Say Anything
"Let's ride through the enchanted forest!" -Uni the Unicorn
"Okay, obviously we can't leave you alone with the stapler." -hmm...who said this... gooood question
"Do you know what I like to play besides chess?" "Pokemon?"-Hugh Grant!
So a priest, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar. Oh wait, that was just the first guy. (A joke from Playboy. Merry freaking Christmas Steve Nota.)
"I am the Ghost of Christmas Crap!" -Meehh...me? I didn't do very well with writing who said what. *hangs head in shame* Forgive me?
"I may be a square, but you are a VERTICLE LINE!" -Bridget! yes? bah.
My New Philosophy:Cherry pop tarts. I wish men were like cherry pop tarts. Nice and gooey on the inside, and with only 12 in a box. Sweet and warm; not irrational; and they start your day off right. They aren't compensating for anything. Like cherry pop tarts they are just themselves and nothing more, yet that is enough to make a girl happy. If you want to get sexual about it, it only takes 30 seconds to heat them up but a lot longer to cool them down. If you taste them too soon, you'll burn your tongue. And the sweetness is always on top. Plus, whenever you open the wrapper, you know what you are getting. No surprises, no secret hidden meanings or lies. You won't find a blueberry pop tart inside a box of cherry pop tarts unless the company screwed up. In which case, that is very rare. No, you want cherry pop tarts and that's what you're getting. *sigh* I love cherry pop tarts.
"I VOTED FOR CLAY AIKEN." -Mua
"I dedicate this to my mom, a doer." -Sleepaway Camp
"You're like GLASS to me." -MADDIE
"Hmm...no...man, sucks to be HUMAN." -Me 'gain
"KEDS: Worn by level headed Christians" -SNL
"I think we can all agree... getting rid of the RAPE ROOMS. Thaaat's not helping anybody." -Jon Stewart
"I'LL BE THE FETUS!!!!" -Actor from Exercises
"For all I care, Biology can form a covalent bond with MY ASS." -Look how hilarious I am. *blank stare*
"I don't have time...I'm sick." -Once again.
"You kids and your hip-hoppity!!!!" -..and again.
"GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU CRAZY MANIAC!!!!!!!!!!!" -CRAZY MAN OUTSIDE OF WATTERSON TOWERS
"FINALE ULTIMO!!!!" -Me..but I sure did regret that one >.<
"You know Steve's a bad seed. He's IN THE MUSICAL." -Seansie
"Irony: When legal drugs are illegal in school." -Guess who.
"So many guys on my bed...it's like a dream come true" -Sean
Jesse's Phone Message to Ginger:*Gangsta rap in the background* I heard that you've been dissing, well, "putting down" the suburbs, Ginger. You know we can't have that, and um, I have to rebuke you. Yeah, that's right, you can't just roll through and get away with it� okay? Um, yeah� so, as I drink my 20 OZ Pepsi light from the White Hen across the way, I've gotta say, don't mess with us like that, cause yeah, we don't think it's cool, and that you're "all that" and stuff. Yeah. This is Jesse and yeah. That's all I've got to say� um, yeah *click*.
"Times like these I wish I was a violent man" -Devon Randall Jr.
"Don't you trust your wife?" "I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." -South Park the Movie ahh *drool*
"She's in the fucking phone book! She should be living on Neptune!" -John Cusack, High Fidelity
�Obviously these two lovely ladies did not attend the George W. Bush finishing school for boys.�-Mike �That�s supporting the myth that boys actually FINISH.� -Me
�Oh stop with your bleeding heart already.�-Me �You better not get blood on my leather damn it!� -Mike
"Game Over." -Justin Guarini, From Justin to Kelly
�I wish I knew everyone's email passwords.� -Jesse in reference to Assassins :0)