The World Domination Society
The WDS is a very profound society/government/company/group, who is totally obsessed in serving YOU! We are here, to rid the world of all bad and horrible things, such as: polution, violence, and oh-so evil people. It may sound too good to be true, or like some kind of fairytale, but it suuuuure isn't! Right now, our WDS members are working their braincells to the bone at how we can make the world a better place! Now, soon, our plans will be put into motion, and everyone will see who dominates good service!
President: The Dot aka Quinn
Vice President: Abigail
Secretary: Dr. Audrey Elizabeth Owens
Cheerleader: Dree
Lawyer: John Paul
Representatives: 000C, Trashy, Sweet N Low, Nobody 00000, Tutter, Eep Dong and Jack
Yes, the WDS may sound too-good-to-be-true, but in fact, we are not. This is all real, and is all being put into motion THIS VERY SECOND! However, there are many other "companies" trying to accomplish the same things we are. Now, to you, that may sound wonderful, to know how so many people seem to care. But in reality, it is not that way at all. Take Shelto for example. Who is Shelto you ask? He is the WDS's number one "competitor" as you might say. But he is not at all in for improving the world, more like...controling it. He is the founder and leader of the not-so prestigious NANS, National Association for Non-Stupidness. Now, it may SOUND good, for we all know that there is clearly too much stupidity in the world. BUT, Shelto wants to make it so there is absolutely NO stupidness at all. Even when it is non-intentional. That's right folks, PERFECT PEOPLE. Perfect thinking, perfect talking, perfect looking, PERFECT, or what Shelto himself thinks is perfect. If we were ALL perfect, then we would all look alike, think alike, and act alike. There would be no mystery, no magic, no fun, not even a purpose to live in life. I personally DON'T think that there is even ONE person out there even CLOSE to being perfect. If there was, then the world would have no more problems. For, it only takes ONE perfect person, to have the perfect mind, body and talents. Therefore, they would be an absolute GENIOUS, the smartest person in the world, and they would have the perfect body and talents to make people listen to what they have to say, and believe it. If there was only ONE perfect person, there would be no more polution, violence OR oh-so evil people, because that person would figure out the world's problems in a matter of minutes. But there is no such person out there. That's why we have to ban together and make one perfect person as a whole to do it. But Shelto, and all those others, think of it in the wrong way. He wants everyone to be perfect, and that, is lunicrous.
~The Dot
Let's all say it together now:
