Songs You Never Want To Hear Twice
But thanks to pop culture, YOU DO!
This page is dedicated to Trashy, for it's lovely pukey greenness. Wahahaha!
Consider Yourself~Adult Chorus: Okay, so it's a happy song from a cool musical. I can dig that. Yet, it's also one of those that gets stuck in your head and drives you absolutely out of your mind. Now you know what happened to me when our school preformed "Oliver".
The Neverending Story~Unknown: Okay, if you've seen the movie you've heard the opening song. Yeah, it's kind of pretty and all...but the song fits the movie, it never ends.
I Love You, You Love Me~Barney: You all know that this was going to be here. I absolutely HATE this song. Now, it is a good thing that children learn how love one another instead of hate. I'll buy that. Yet, I don't think it's healthy when a little kid gets on a Barney kick and drives the parent insane. I don't even know why kids like Barney anyway. Stick with Seseme Street, you'll actually learn something.
The Song That Never Ends~Lamb Chop: Again, "innocent" childrens programming ruins the sane life of the hard-working parent. Is this a conspiracy or something?
Cup Of Life~Ricky Martin: More like the Cup Of Death and utter torture. I'll pass and wait for the next cliche good-looking latin guy. Oh wait, that means it would be Enrique Iglasias...ick. Hey, it has a beat, and that's about it. I see no lyrical point to this song at all. And it sucks. I WOULD say the same for "Livin' La Viva Loca" but that song at least has a story in it.
Blue~Leanne Rymes: BBBBBBBLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEE...I'm blue because she's so off key when she wails it. Will somebody turn off that radio? My eardrums are hurting. I'm starting to think her last name is a joke.
The Smurff Song~The Smurffs: Now, we all love Smurffs. Ev'r body loves Smurffs. But for the sake of Carly's fried brain I put it here. Hehe....Lalalalalalala...
Wannabe~Spice Girls: You know what I wish? I wish they never wanted to be anything.
Sometimes~Britney Spears: Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide. Always I'm scared of you, but all I really want is this song to stop. Make it stop. Never hear it day or night...Britney your song blows goats.
I Drive Myself Crazy~N*Sync: This song drives me crazy. Thankyou Carson for retiring this song on TRL. Sorry Stella, it had to be said.
MMMBop~Hanson: Aight, who let the three blonde cross-dressing losers out of the cage again???
You Drive Me Crazy~Britney Spears: AAAAHHHH!!!!! ENOUGH WITH THE DRIVE ME CRAZY SONGS ALREADY! WE GET THE FRIGGIN POINT!!!!
Balimos~Enrique Iglasias: It's...it's...it's...MOLE MAN!! AAHH!! How can people like this song? It's just so...annoying.
Summer Girls~LFO: AAARRRGGGHHH!!! THE ABERCROMBIE AND BITCH SONG!!! First off, the song just sucks, second, there is no point to it, third, the LFO guys are saying "If you aren't attractive and wear cool clothes, I'm not going to give you a chance." That just disrespects all that I stand for, and they should be completely ashamed of themselves for writing such a song. Oh, well if you're an LFO fan, and you are disagreeing with me now, PISH is what I say to you. PISH!!!!!! If you believe there is another meaning to this song, tell me. OH PRETTY PUH-LEAZE TELL ME! Cuz I really wanna know. And if ya think that this is only me talkin', welp, wrong again. I know a whole sleu of people who hate this song for the same reasons. LFO stands for Lusting For Obesity!!!!!!!! Well, it's all I could think of.
Cowboy~Kid Rock: It would all right though...IF IT WASN'T SO STUPID!!!!!
American Bad Ass~Kid Rock: Let's all just sit back and laugh, shall we? And I quote; "Let's get some hot blondes, some big Harleys and some American flags and make a video!" -Kid Rock. Oh sure make it sound simple why don't you.
That New Hanson Song That I Could Care Less What The Name Is~Hanson: THEY'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACK!! And with a vengance I must say. They are reeaally striving for that pop culture popularity 'I'm going for an in-between gender thing' hard! I mean, Taylor cuts his hair...but wait a minute...THAT'S MY HAIRCUT!
Whatever The Hell BB MAK Sings (back here or whatever): SPARE ME PLEASE NOT ANOTHER FRICKEN BOY BAND!!
Big Pimpin'~Jay-Z: Excuse me while I go into an uncontrollable seizure while this song is playing. HOW MANY MORE BOOTY-SHAKING RAP VIDEOS MUST WE ENDURE BEFORE THE TORTURE IS OVER?!?! All I can say is thank God for Eminem.
Miracle Of Miracles~Motel Kamzoil: Only when Cody sings it ;-)
Believe~Cher: WHY ARE YOU STILL TORTURING US?!?! DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERY FREAKING GENERATION?!?! WHY GOD WHY?! Yeah you only WISH Toni Braxton looked like you...(this was dedicated to Dree)
