Welp, yeah. This is the annual whatever thingy. The only newsletter kinda sorta type stuff that talks about total nonsense that, sadly, may be true. Mostly it's just things that I have experienced with my friends, you know, tales of evil pigeon ladies and killer horseflies. Quite normal everyday whacked up junk. Well, for ME anyway. This thing, like all the other useless crap on my site, most likely won't be updated anytime soon, since it's taking me FOREVER to finish it...but oh well. Here we go, with the annual topic...ENJOY!
This Week/Month/Year's Annual Whatever Thingy Topic Is: STEREOTYPES
Dontcha just absolutely HATE stereotypes? And dontcha just HATE the people that are that way? I mean, the smartest person in the world could turn out to be a blonde woman. But then again, I have not seen too many common-sense filled blondes out there. Really. I know it sounds stupid, but just take a lil visit to my highschool and look around man. I'll bet you will have a REALLY tough time finding a smart blonde. But to me a blonde isn't just the haircolor, or the gender. Basically, if your IQ equals that of an avacado, you are a blonde. Seriously though, in my school, I have no trouble telling blonde jokes at all, because they put the stereotype on themselves. All the smart blonde haired people in the world should be ashamed of these students at my school. Personally it makes me nausicous. And what about this dork/nerd/dweeb thing? I mean, come on. A nerd, to me, does not consist of tapered pants and thick-rimmed glasses. But it DOES consist of suck-ups who cannot STAND to get a B on a final grade, or even a regular assignment grade. They are also the ones who obsess over crushes, and tell them so, and follow them around 24/7 thinking that they have a chance. Are you picturing Steve Erkel here? Me too. But again, all the people that I know who act like this, ARE the ones who wear absolutely dreadful looking outfits, and wear thick-rimmed glasses. And those tapered pants...*shiver*. I don't see any football players or cheerleaders being teacher's pets to get good grades. You know why? BECAUSE THEY ALL LIVE UP TO THEIR STEREOTYPE THAT'S WHY! If you see someone dressed a certain way, or get certain grades, or play certain sports, you really SHOULDN'T stereotype them. But you know what? At least in my school, where the shallowness runs deep, about 95% of the time, you can look at someone and know what they are going to act like. And you know what else? That is purty damn pathetic.
Here is the NEXT Week/Month/Year's Topic: Six Degrees of Seperation
Okay okay, so it's my favorite movie starring Will Smith. BITE ME! It's also my favorite movie, period. But that isn't the issue at hand. It's the actual theory of six degrees of seperation. Personaly, I believe it. Hhmm...maybe I should explain it to those who don't understand. Aight, the theory goes (or maybe it's a fact now, I'm not sure) that everyone in the world, is seperated by only 5 other people, making yourself, the sixth degree. Still confused? Understandable. It goes a little like this. Let's take my friend Carly for an example. Okay, 1.I know Carly 2. Carly knows lots of people I don't 3.The people that Carly know, know even more people 4.THOSE people know a lot more people 5.THOSE people know tons more people 6.And THOSE people know many many more people. Ya getting the picture here? Not yet? Okay, here's another example, only fictional. (But perhaps not.) I have a friend, who's uncle knows this guy who works with a woman, who's cousin is Will Smith. Hey, if that was true, I'd be connected to Will. And, I'll bet ya I am in some way. Alright, you're probably looking at me like I'm a nut, and maybe I am. I know it sounds crazy to think that everyone in the world is seperated by only 5 other people, I mean, there's over 6 billion people inhabiting this Earth! But just think about it...Think of that example with Carly. There are thousands of people that I am connected to, who I don't even know, just by knowing Carly. Now, think of how many people I'm connected to with all of my friends and family put together. THAT IS A LOT OF PEOPLE, PEOPLE! Come on, it only makes sense! It's hard to think of as true, since we have absolutely no knowledge of the people we are connected to, and we really don't want any. Okay, whether you believe it or not, now you're most likely wondering why in the heck I thought of this as a worthy topic to discuss. Welp, I'll tell ya. With each of us, seperated by only 5 others, don't you think, that it's cutting it a little close? I mean, every crime commited, every drive-by shooting, every DUI accident, every negative thing that posseses these psychos to do it, effects each and every individual. No matter what. Personaly, if this keeps up, with the world already goin' down the drain, we're gonna get flushed.
