Trashy's Puke Green Squirrel Page
**Created By: Quinn~*~Dictated By: Trashy**
**Created By: Quinn~*~Dictated By: Trashy**
(In No Particular Order.)
1. Their razor sharp fangs and venom gives them the ability to exterminate any competition.
2. They blend in with puke green leaves and a number of my shirts.
3. They have the ability to control the minds of anyone who has looked at a member of a boy band and said "He is sooooo cute".
4. They are much smarter than about 90% of the human race (the 90% of course being the idiots of the world).
5. Their computer systems won't shut down when it hits year 2000 because they actually contemplated the fact that "Yes, there WILL be a millennium.".
6. They have come up with realistic body suits in order to infiltrate the white house (Al Gore hint hint).
7. They are able to stay completely and utterly still for very long periods of time, disguising themselves as stuffed puke green squirrels in toy stores. When children see these oh so lifelike images of puke green squirrels, they beg their parents to make the purchase. Therefore, the squirrel is allowed into the family's home, to study the habits of humans further, to add to the long list of weaknesses.
8. They have somehow managed to install a camera into every computer so they can monitor what people shop for online and invest in these products in order to increase their earnings and enable them to purchase better cameras.
9. They have hypnotic commercials on during the superbowl, and have big plans to do something with this power in the future, but for now they have no use for it.
10. Their economy isn't going down the tubes, unlike SOME.
