Secrets to the Psychic World


Have you ever wondered about all the unexplained phenomena that happens? WHAT?!?! YOU NEVER HAVE? Jeez...I feel stupid now, don't I? *shaking head* Anyway, I was talking with my buddy Strother today, and we discovered not only do we both have incredibly unique psychic powers, but with our combined knowledge, we have solved all the other demensional problems. So, here's the proof...(BTW, I would be CraZyQuiN3, and Strother is Tutter G.)

**My Convo With Strother**

Created By: Quinn & Strother

Tutter G: hey!! hey!!

CraZyQuiN3: Hey Hey Hey!!!

CraZyQuiN3: What's up?

CraZyQuiN3: BrbPrevious message was not received by Tutter G because of error: User Tutter G is not available.

Tutter G: hey! hey!

CraZyQuiN3: Uhm, hey again

Tutter G: Sorry I got dissconected

CraZyQuiN3: No problem. Happens all the time.

Tutter G: yeah I hate this

CraZyQuiN3: MmHmm

Tutter G: oh well what can you do?

CraZyQuiN3: Not much. I found out first hand that beating your computer senseless only makes it worse.

CraZyQuiN3: But hey

Tutter G: Really? Well crap that was my last option

CraZyQuiN3: Yep.

Tutter G: oh well

Tutter G: I guess I'll try being nice to it

Tutter G: Yeah right

CraZyQuiN3: I try, I really do.

CraZyQuiN3: But...*sob* it just doesn't work!

Tutter G: It doesn't work does it?

CraZyQuiN3: Hhmm...

CraZyQuiN3: that was a bit psychic.

Tutter G: Yeah a little

Tutter G: I think we're connected in the mystical balance of the universe

CraZyQuiN3: Yes, that makes sense.

Tutter G: Or maybe not

CraZyQuiN3: Well, whatever.

Tutter G: yeah whatever

Tutter G: see we've been silent together that must be a connection

CraZyQuiN3: Haha...Hmm...maybe so..

Tutter G: see I was about to say Hmm...maybe so..

CraZyQuiN3: And I just predicted you were going to say what you just said.

Tutter G: And I was predicting that you were going to predict what I was about to say

CraZyQuiN3: And I was predicting that you were going to say you predicted that I was going to say I predicted what you said.

Tutter G: And now I'm predicting that you and I are thinking that this is gone to far and we should stop now

CraZyQuiN3: WHOA! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

Tutter G: see

CraZyQuiN3: Yup

Tutter G: I predict that you are sitting down

CraZyQuiN3: OMG!

CraZyQuiN3: YES I AM!

Tutter G: I thought so

Tutter G: and our looking at the computer

Tutter G: your

CraZyQuiN3: AAHH! IM DOING THAT TOO!

Tutter G: You have caps lock on

CraZyQuiN3: NOPE

Tutter G: or your holding shift

Tutter G: one of the two

CraZyQuiN3: No nininino, that's not being psychic.

CraZyQuiN3: HAH!

Tutter G: the psychic world is fuzzy when I look through it it is like looking through a lake to the bottom

Tutter G: you must understand this

Tutter G: since you have the power too

CraZyQuiN3: Yes...but sometimes the water becomes like in the Bahamas...so clear you can see the bottom....well, clearly...And then I see the gifts...

Tutter G: Oh yes exactly but sometimes it is as if someone has thrown rocks into the water and the ripples blur your vision

CraZyQuiN3: Yes, but then there are the oh so good larger than real life fish that come to eat the rocks up for you, and making the water even clearer than before.

Tutter G: But sometimes they are caught by the fishermen of doom and they are not there to devoure the rocks as you so graciously said

CraZyQuiN3: Ah, but then I just call upon the good ship Lolly Pop to come and kill the evil fisherman of doom, so that the fish may be free to eat the delicous rocks.

Tutter G: But sometimes the good ship is destroyed by the iceburg from the movie TITANIC and sink to the bottom clouding my vision into the psychic world even further

CraZyQuiN3: However, if that happens, the friendly mermaids come and clear the wreckage away, and after they have done that, they take the rocks clouding my vision into the psychic world and throw them at the evil fisherman of doom.

Tutter G: Ahh yes but sometimes the mermaids are killed by the booby birds that throw cantelopes at the bottom of the ocean clouding my vision even more and riding the ocean of the friendly sea people

CraZyQuiN3: Ah Ha, but that's when I call upon Bob the Luck Dragon who flies in, eating all the booby birds, then eating the cantelopes from the bottom of the ocean, clearing the vision a bit, then breathing fire upon the evil fisherman of doom, therefore releasing the rock-eating fish.

Tutter G: Ahh yes but sometimes Bob the luck dragon goes to the dentist and the dentist is really the warlock Evil John who will saw his teeth off and wire his mouth shut therefore he is not able to eat the booby birds or their cantelope and they are still free to pumble the mermaids

CraZyQuiN3: MmHmm...this may be so. However, the warlock Evil John's assistant Lady Quinn is a secret spy for goodness in the land, so before Evil John has a chance to do this horrible deed to Bob, Lady Quinn will come up behind him and stab him with a kitchen knife.

Tutter G: Ahh the truth does spill forth from your mouth and yet sometimes Lady quinn is to busy doing her nails or talking on AOL to notice that the dragon has come for his appointment thereby giving evil john just enough time to wire his mouth shut and keep him from disturbing the poor boobies

Tutter G: As you can see the psychic world is quite complex and for every action their is an equal and opposite reaction the ability to see through the lake is totally coincidental at all times

CraZyQuiN3: Yes, I see this problem. Yet Lady Quinn is not THAT blonde, for which she has cleverly thought of this. She is bugged with highly edvanced bugging systems, where her secret headquarters pick up every little thing that is said in the dentist's office. Therefore, if Evil John is about to do anything to Bob The Luck Dragon, special agent Trashy comes with a machine gun to kill the warlock.

Tutter G: yet sometimes wheter trashy is blond or not the blondness of quinn rubs off on her and she acidentaly shoots the machine gun in the wrong direction and kills herself and quinn at the same time

CraZyQuiN3: Maybe so, but the distraction of all the gunfire causes Evil John to come see what is happening, whereas the blondness is floating around the room looking for a new body...inhabiting the warlock, uninabling him to wire Bob's mouth shut.

Tutter G: when Dr. John doesn't return Bob the dragon comes to see what is wrong and the blondness see's him as a better host thatn the evil Dr. and will place itself into Bob causing him to wire his own mouth shut

CraZyQuiN3: That could be. Yet the bug placed within Quinn's clothes is still working, and by this time, HQ has sent a regular blonde agent to come and recieve the blondness from anyone who may have picked it up, therefore, Bob is free of blondness, so he breathes fire upon Evil Worlock/Dentist John, then flying off to eat the boobies and canteloupe, kill the fisherman of doom, and free the rock-eating fish.

CraZyQuiN3: So even though THIS time Bob may escape Evil Dr. John the Dentist/Warlock, and is able to destroy the boobies, dine on canteloupe, and torch the fisherman of doom so that the friendly rock-eating fish may clear the waters so our psychic visions will improve....it will not always be so...The psychic world is full of mystery.

Tutter G: You speak the truth oh wise and wonderful secret agent

CraZyQuiN3: Thankyou oh great psychic friend from Kentucky.


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