Misao walked into the police office. �Where�s the wolf?� she asked his lackey.
Chou looked up. �He�s out.�
�Is not,� Misao glared.
He put his feet up on the desk and crossed his arms. �Well, he�s not IN��
She glared at him. �You lie��
The katana-gari opened both eyes (for once). �Ah cain�t tell ya where he is, �kay?�
Misao got an evil grin. �I�ll tell Tae.�
A tiny flicker of fear passed through Chou�s eyes. �Ya WOULDN�T.�
�TAE.�
Chibi tears slid down Chou�s face. �But��
�TAE.�
The tears got�teary-er. �Ah��
�TAE.�
He gave in miserably. �F-fine�� He opened Saito�s door. �He�s in�tho� he won�t be too happy ta see ya��
Misao grinned happily at him. �Fank you, Chou-chan!� She skipped through the office door.
Chou sighed sadly. �Mah life�is over��
Back in the office, Saito looked up irritably and glared. �What are YOU doing here, itachi?�
The said itachi grinned cheerfully. �I�m here to annoy you!�
He glared at her again. �GO AWAY.�
Misao planted her hands on her hips. �I�ll withhold wall sex if you make me leave!�
Saito�s eyes went wide. �You. Wouldn�t. DARE.�
She glared back. �I WOULD.�
�But��
�WALL SEX.�
�Misa��
�WALL SEX.�
�Wait��
�WALL SEX.�
This continued, even as Chou walked in. �Boss, Ah have the�� His eyes widened and numerous sweatdrops covered his head. �Ah DON�T wanna know�� The poor man turned right back around and walked out.