Hello, my name is none of your business. I am
>> suffering from seven rare and deadly diseases, poor
>> scores on final exams, fear of being mauled by
>> squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion
>> chain letters sent to me by people who actually
>> believe that if you send them on, that a poor 6 year
>> old girl in Texas with a potato growing out of her
>> forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
>> removed before her parents sell her off to the
>> traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that
>> Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send
>> "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? I guess
>> stupid enough to believe that you will receive a $2
>> billion shopping spree at Abercrombie & Fitch...
>> Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make
>> a wish, I'll meet the girl of my dreams tomorrow! ,
>> What a bunch of junk. So basically, this message is
>> directed to all the people out there who have nothing
>> better to do than to send me stupid chain mail
>> forwards. Maybe the evil letter leprechauns will come
>> into my house and write "I'm a moron" on my forehead
>> in permanent marker in my sleep for not continuing the
>> chain which was started by a knight of the round table
>> and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on
>> the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000,
>> it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for the
>> longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. If
>> you're going to forward something, at least send out
>> something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this
>> to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched
>> excuse for a human being who will somehow receive a
>> nickel from my pet gecko" forwards about 90 times.
>> It's getting old. Show a little intelligence and think
>> about what you're actually contributing to by sending
>> out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
>> THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
>> Chain Letter Type 1:
>> (Scroll down) Make a wish!!!
>>
No, really, go on and make one!!!
>> Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!
Wish something else!!!
>> No, I'm sorry, we're out of ponies at the time being!!
>> Have you forgotten why you're scrolling yet?
>> STOP!!!!
>> Wasn't that fun? :)
>> Hope you made a great wish :)
>> Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do.
>> First of all, if you don't send this to 5,096 people
>> in the next 5 seconds, you will be kidnapped by ninja
>> elves and thrown off a high building into a pile of
>> manure. It's true! Because THIS letter isn't like all
>> of those fake ones... THIS one is TRUE!!
>> Really!!!
>> Here's how it goes:
>> *Send this to 1 person: One person will be annoyed
>> with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
>> *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be annoyed
>> with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
>> *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be annoyed
>> with you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and
>> may form a plot on your life.
>> *Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be
>> annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain
>> letter and will napalm your house.
>> Thanks!!!!
>> Good Luck!!!
>>
>> Chain Letter Type 2:
>> Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see,
>> there is a starving little boy in
>> Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no
>> parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be
>> saved, because for every time you pass this on, a
>> dollar will be donated to the Little Starving
>> Leg-less, Arm-less, Parent-less, Goat-less Boy from
>> the Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we
>> have absolutely no way of counting the e-mails sent
>> and this is all a complete load of junk. So go on,
>> reach out. Send this to 59 people in the next 47
>> seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send
>> this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
>> Thanks again!!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Chain Letter Type 3:
>> Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence
>> since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because
>> there was no e-mail then and probably not as many sad
>> e-mail addicts with nothing better to do. So this is
>> how it works:
>> Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 seconds or
>> something horrible will happen to you like:
>> *Bizarre Horror Story #1 Miranda Pinsley was walking
>> home from school on Friday. She had recently received
>> this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a
>> crack in the sidewalk, fell into a sewer, was gushed
>> down a drainpipe in a flood of poop, and went flying
>> out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty,
>> she died, too.... This could happen to you!!!
>> *Bizarre Horror Story #2 Dexter Bip, a 13 year old
>> boy, got a chain letter in his e-mail and ignored it.
>> Later that day, he was crushed by an anvil that was
>> dropped by a plane that just happened to be flying
>> directly above him. This could happen to you too!!!
>> Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip.
>> Just send this letter to all of your loser friends,
>> and everything will be okay.
>>
>> Chain Letter Type 4:
>> As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it
>> to every one of your friends.
>>
>> "Friends"
>>
>> A friend is someone who is always at your side...
>> A friend is someone who likes you even though you
>> stink like dead fish, and your breath smells like
>> you've been eating cat food.
>> A friend is someone who likes you even though you
>> can't juggle.
>> A friend is someone who thinks your pants look like
>> they were made from curtains.
>> A friend is someone who stays with you all night while
>> you cry about your sad, sad life...
>> A friend is someone who pretends they like you when
>> they really think you should be ran over by a
>> steamroller and then thrown to vicious dogs...
>> A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums,
>> and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak
>> much English... (-no, sorry that's the cleaning lady...)
>> A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters
>> because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.
>>
>> Now pass this on! If you don't, no one will like you
>> for as long as you live. I mean it, as long as you
>> live.
>>
>> The point being? If you get some chain letter that's
>> threatening to leave you friendless or luckless for
>> the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send
>> it on. Don't annoy people by making them feel guilty
>> about a leper in Otswana with no teeth, who's been
>> tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only
>> chance of living is the 5 cents per letter he'll
>> receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end
>> up like Miranda. Right? Now forward this to everyone
>> you know...otherwise you'll find all your socks
>> missing tomorrow morning.
>> And will be killed on a monkey
>> who was made in Japan
>>by a wicked boy
>> WHO HATES YOU
>> and every one
>> If you don't send it in
>> the next three seconds you will
>> be eaten by the martian crust devils with
>>
~Drakin�s note~
Yeah hi there! It�s me obviously interjecting into the fun you are having........well it stops here sorry. cause whoever sent this letter to me didn�t give me the WHOLE thing, it ends here. SORRY! but that�s it for this masterpiece of chain letters! Once again I DID NOT WRITE THIS! I have in now way ANY rights to it nor did I take part whatsoever in it�s creation. So if you were offended TO SHITTY BAD! go find out who wrote this and blame THEM!