Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated. My enemies just put that out to attempt to destroy my following. I am proud to see that my folks are still going strong, and that the D.R.A.G.O.N. F.A.M.I.L.E. is still up and running. I have returned from what many may call Hell, but I call it a Vacation. Going through all Nine Layers, the hairs on my balls being singed as I go, is like a rush to me or some shit. Anyway, It feels so good to be back in the land of Chaos, and you can expect up-to-date reports from here on out. This has been Drake Nova, 667, Nieghbor of the Beast.
Back to you Dick.
Yesterday I realized that life was going to be a bitch no matter what. Therefor I resolve to live forever and constantly combat this situation the best way I know how... by Chillin. 3rd World has my back on this and no one cares who wins the presidential election, just as long as it's not Bush. In other news, a new virus is sweeping across the electronic world. This Amish virus goes off the honor system and tells you to delete all the files from your pc. If you follow these directions, you are a dumb fuck. The word for this month is: LUST. On a lighter side of the news for today, ppl are beginning to get sick in new ways. Scoochies are transmitting the Virus known as Low Syndrome to the unwarry. A new Virus was dicovered the other day also. Kurtis Syndrome is a malignate (did I spell that right?) Virus that effects only a select few, mostly those born in Arkansas.
Back to you Bender.