| Clash Of The Role Playing Titans!!! |
| Alrigty. This entry contains 2 (yes, 2) people who simultaneously wanted to role-play with our heroine, hotnready_chica. Luckily she held her own and the results are nothing less than wicked funny. |
| cyberguy_1985_2003: HI hotnready_chica69: Hey babe cyberguy_1985_2003: A/S/L hotnready_chica69: 19/f/Cali cyberguy_1985_2003: WHAT DO U LOOK LIKE hotnready_chica69: Well, I've got dyed red hair, 36 D boobs, and a big round bootay cyberguy_1985_2003: U HAVE A PIC CAM OR MIC cyberguy_1985_2003: DO U HAVE A PIC CAM OR MIC hotnready_chica69: No, my cam fell into some milk WTF! so I don't have anything. Sorry! cyberguy_1985_2003: ITS OK cyberguy_1985_2003: R U INTO PHONE SEX hotnready_chica69: Not really. hotnready_chica69: PArents get pissed when I rack up phone bills. cyberguy_1985_2003: I COULD CALL U AND IT WOULDNT COST A PENNY hotnready_chica69: Mmmm. Maybe after. hotnready_chica69: If that's ok? cyberguy_1985_2003: MAYBE AFTER WHAT hotnready_chica69: You know. cyberguy_1985_2003: WANNA CYBER OR ROLE PLAY hotnready_chica69: Let's Role Play. That gets me the hottest. cyberguy_1985_2003: WHAT ROLES hotnready_chica69: You pick. You sound like you've done this a lot. cyberguy_1985_2003: HOW ABOUT UR MY SISTERS FRIEND AND UR SPENDING THE NIGHT AND U COME ON TO ME cyberguy_1985_2003: ?? hotnready_chica69: I like that cyberguy_1985_2003: OK cyberguy_1985_2003: WHAT R U WEARING IN THE RP hotnready_chica69: I'm wearing a shitty Zellers nighty, and some granny panties. Obviously I didn't know I would run into YOU cyberguy_1985_2003: UUUMMM OK cyberguy_1985_2003: U START BABY hotnready_chica69: I've come into the kitchen to get something to eat. Your sister and the other friends are all asleep. I fumble blindly through your refridgerator and finally grab a jar of cocktail olives. hotnready_chica69: Now you go. cyberguy_1985_2003: IM IN THE NEXT ROOM WATCHING TV AND I HEAR A NOISE AND GO TO SEE WHAT IT IS cyberguy_1985_2003: WHAT R U DOIN? I THOUGHT U WERE ALL ASLEEP hotnready_chica69: Sorry, due to my terrible eating habits, I don't get the nourishment I so sorely need. Cocktail olives however are rich in keratin and vitamin B. So...what's your name? cyberguy_1985_2003: JD U cyberguy_1985_2003: ? hotnready_chica69: Harold. hotnready_chica69: OH FUCK hotnready_chica69: I meant Harriet hotnready_chica69: Harriet! cyberguy_1985_2003: WHERE THE FUCK DID U GET HAROLD hotnready_chica69: Sorry sorry. hotnready_chica69: I got confused. hotnready_chica69: You're too good at this! hotnready_chica69: Got me all hot and confused! hotnready_chica69: Ok, keep going anyways. |
| cyberguy_1985_2003: IT WOULD BE BETTER IF I COULD CALL U hotnready_chica69: Babe, come on. hotnready_chica69: Don't ruin it now cyberguy_1985_2003: U KEEP GOIN cyberguy_1985_2003: SO Y ARENT U ASLEEP hotnready_chica69: Mmmmm, I couldn't sleep. I knew Muriel had a sexy older brother. I just didn't know how sexy. cyberguy_1985_2003: huh? cyberguy_1985_2003: well umm ur not too bad lookin urself hotnready_chica69: Thanks babe. cyberguy_1985_2003: any time hotnready_chica69: So how does a guy like yourself get BIG muscles like that cyberguy_1985_2003: by working out hotnready_chica69: Ooh, how often? cyberguy_1985_2003: everyday cyberguy_1985_2003: u like? hotnready_chica69: Can I touch your muscles? cyberguy_1985_2003: uuumm sure hotnready_chica69: I take out a cocktail olive and rub it all over your bicep. The sweet vinegar scent is intoxicating and I start rubbing it harder until it becomes little more than olive paste hotnready_chica69: Sorry, I got a little excited. cyberguy_1985_2003: its ok cyberguy_1985_2003: as long as u clean it off *wink wick* cyberguy_1985_2003: wink* hotnready_chica69: Sure.\ hotnready_chica69: I open the cupboard under the sink, and pull out some Windex, then I get some paper towel. Within a few minutes of wiping, the mess is gone, and your arm is streak free. hotnready_chica69: That was hot. hotnready_chica69: I'm done. cyberguy_1985_2003: huh hotnready_chica69: Oh, my mic's working now. cyberguy_1985_2003: wanna talk dirty on it hotnready_chica69: Ok, but you have to start. cyberguy_1985_2003: ok (inaudible) hotnready_chica69: Say again? (a nerdy nasal voice crackles over the microphone with the world's unsexiest "hey baby, what's up?) (I respond with my best Barry White imitation and say "Heeeeey baby" cyberguy_1985_2003 has disabled voice conference. (8/3/04 1:06 AM) hotnready_chica69: Hello??? |
| Oh hotnready_chica! Will you ever find true love? Perhaps with this next suitor, another role playing fanatic.Let's watch the heartfelt emotion unfold! |
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