| This conversation took place between the hearthrob 'hockeyjurk' and Corey + I, under the guise of 'hotnready_chica69' Watch as hilarity ensues! |
| hotnready_chica69: hi hockeyjurk: hey hotnready_chica69: i'm naked hockeyjurk: yeah hotnready_chica69: :-P hockeyjurk: what do u look like? hotnready_chica69: umm...a naked girl! heehee! hockeyjurk: describe hotnready_chica69: start hockeyjurk: start what hockeyjurk: hello hotnready_chica69: doin stuff hockeyjurk: like hotnready_chica69: to me hockeyjurk: o hockeyjurk: tell me what u look like first hockeyjurk: ;-) hotnready_chica69: I like u already omgwtflol! hockeyjurk: tell me what u look like first hockeyjurk: then ill fuck the shit out of ya hockeyjurk: lol hotnready_chica69: ohh u r a smoothie! hockeyjurk: thanks hockeyjurk: tell me hotnready_chica69: i am 7 feet tall and 60 pounds hotnready_chica69: do me!!! hockeyjurk: for real come on hotnready_chica: listen i'm gettin bored, do u want sumfin or not? hockeyjurk: your gay hockeyjurk: yeah hotnready_chica69: you lost me hockeyjurk: come on hockeyjurk: bitch hotnready_chica69: ur just mad cuz u can't have all this hockeyjurk: i want to but u won't let me hotnready_chica69: i will! screw me now!! hotnready_chica69: start hockeyjurk: first i want to know who i'm fuckin hockeyjurk: then i'll hit it hard bitch hockeyjurk: tell me hockeyjurk: hello hotnready_chica69: you tell me first so i know how hockeyjurk: u first then i'll fuck u hockeyjurk: hello hotnready_chica69: i'm everything u want hockeyjurk: come on quit these games so i can make u scream hockeyjurk: hello hockeyjurk: bitch hotnready_chica69: Son, my name is Agent Jefferies with the FBI. We're doing an internet sting to catch cyber predators like you. Had it not been for your hesitation in our providing a description, we would have made sure you spent the next 9 years in a cell, taking it in the back from someone named Tino. Run along, citizen hotnready_chica69: In fact, I should probably ask you some questions. I advise that you comply. hotnready_chica69: We have your IP address. hockeyjurk: ok hotnready_chica69: Have you done this before? hockeyjurk: no hockeyjurk: she was bugging me hotnready_chica69: "She" is a typist we hired to emulate an adolescent girl. Rest assured she had no interest in you. hockeyjurk: o ok hotnready_chica69: Do you know of any others who do this? hockeyjurk: no hockeyjurk: can u leave me alone now? hotnready_chica69: Only a few more questions. Understand that discretion is paramount, if people were to know we were conducting this operation, we could lose the cyberstalkers altogether. Do you understand? hockeyjurk: yeah This continued for a while, but suffice to say this inter-nerd will think twice about taking out his self professed 12"cyber- member. Hockeyjurk, you got served. |