| In my haste to administer the drug to everyone in the car, I acidentally injected myself as well! I soon began to feel my urge to kill rising |
| I attached a camera to the end of my shotgun, so I could see the look on Tyler's face right before I unloaded into it. |
| (Note: If Tyler ran this site, he'd probably make some smart ass comment about unloading onto people's faces, namely mine. Well, too bad.) |
| In a show of pride over my latest victory, I posed through the sunroof while I drove with my toes. |
| No folks, thank YOU! You're too kind, really! |
| Finally, we arrived at the playground where Rhiannon and I celebrated our night which I called the "atrocity exhibition" I am celebrating. |
| While drunk on power and Nyquil, I let my guard down. The drug came over Rhiannon once again, and she hurled me off of the high rise playground equipment. |
| And so ended the saddest chapter in history. This just goes to show you that drugs are bad, kiddies! |