| My Theories Section... |
| WARNING: This WILL Offend Most People! Read With CAUTION |
| Kurt Cobain's Death and Why All Floor Tiles Are Square: Back in 1994, Hillary Clinton bought a hammer at the Handy Andy (before they went underground) and the clerk overcharged her by $.37 cents. All she had was this very special government issued 37 cents, where if it were to get in the wrong hands other than Hillary then it might be possible for a flashlight with 1 D-sized Duracell battery to collide with the sun, making it send out rays to Kurt Cobain's head telling him to kill himself...and it happened! Now for the square tiles...the shotgun blast from Kurt's suicide released chemical X into our atmosphere, causing the past to change to making all floor tiles square, cause they were once circles.... |
| Keanu Reeves' Getting The Role In The Matrix: A year before the idea for the making of The Matrix, Barbara Walters was walking down by Time-Square enjoying the sunny day out side...while she was enjoying her walk, she noticed Steven Tyler...when the 2 looked at each other, the glare from their eyes, hit a window of a skyscraper, causing a plane pilot to go blind for approximately 73.31643 seconds. The plane unfortunately crashed and 24 people died and 63 were injured. If you take the number of dead and divide it by .87362 then multiply it by the number of the injured and then put that to the 24972940163450134 power (exponent) and then divide it by 325, you would get a number, which causes a brain to create a wonderful role part, in which the director of The Matrix thought of... |