Title: Temple Mischief:
The Talk
Disclaimer: Just borrowing,
George… don’t sue me. I make
nothing but a mess.
Notes: This is part of a series
of snippets from the life of Obi-Wan. They
aren’t meant to be read in any certain order.
They’re just supposed to be funny.
Summary: Anakin has questions…Obi-Wan isn’t too sure of his answers.
Feedback: Is desperately needed.
Archive: If you want it, come
and get it. Just lemme know where you take it.
“Master?”
“Yes, Anakin?”
“Can I ask you something?”
“You already have.”
Obi-Wan smiled at his fidgeting apprentice.
He loved the boy, but the questions were endless.
“What is your question, Padawan?”
“What is sex?
I heard a few of the Senior Padawans talking about it.”
Obi-Wan put down his work and rubbed his eyes.
He had been dreading this… mainly because he remembered this same talk
with Qui-Gon all those years ago. He
only hoped that it wasn’t as awkward and disjointed this time around.
“Sit down, Anakin.” The
boy did so, and the Jedi swallowed hard. “Sex
is a method of procreation.”
“Pro-what?!”
Anakin’s face wrinkled and Obi-Wan smiled weakly.
“Procreation.
Having children, Anakin.”
“Oh…how does it work?”
The boy was relentless. Obi-Wan
could feel the flush crawling up his neck and called on the Force to suppress
it. It wouldn’t help this
conversation any.
“Well, Anakin, it is different
for each species. For some, it is a
difficult process, and sometimes a painful one, but for humanoids like
ourselves, it is fairly easy.”
“They said its fun.
Is it really?” For a moment, Obi-Wan seriously debated jumping out the
window.
“It can be, if done properly.”
“How is…properly?”
Obi-Wan groaned. This was going to be a long night.
“Do you remember your humanoid
anatomy class?”
“Yes.”
“And the discussion of
reproductive organs?”
“Yes…” Anakin’s face
flushed a little. Obi-Wan was glad
he wasn’t the only one more than a little embarrassed by this
conversation.
“Well… the penis goes into
the vagina, and when orgasm is reached, a liquid substance called semen comes
out of the penis. It has millions
of tiny organisms called sperm in it. The
sperm bond with the egg within the female body, and together they create a baby.”
“And this is fun?!” the boy
asked, horrified.
“Sometimes.”
Obi-Wan smirked beneath his beard.
“Oh, gross!”
Anakin darted to the safety of his room.
“I’m never doing that!” he yelled before slamming the door.
Obi-Wan chuckled.
“Oh, just you wait, my very young Apprentice…”
~fin~
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