Temple Mischief: I am a Jedi Knight

“Nonsense, young Padawan,” Obi-Wan chided.  “You fear the nonexistent.” 

“But Master…” 

“That is enough, Anakin. Now hush.”  Obi-Wan’s warnings were well-advised, as at that moment, the leader of the Commerce Guild was heading towards them at a sickening pace.  Something was definitely wrong, but Obi-Wan wasn’t planning to interfere.  He just wanted to get back to the ship before they were discovered. 

The mission had been delicate to begin with, and Anakin’s ever-flaring temper had sent the negotiations into a downward spiral that had erupted in the Trade Federation pulling out of their peace agreement with the Commerce Guild.  At this particular moment, the Trade Federation had ships on the way to Malastare to take out the Guild headquarters, and the two Jedi had to first get off the planet alive, then get to the Council to call for help in stopping the attack. 

When the panicked creature finally passed, the Jedi slid out of the shadows and took off running at Jedi speed toward the staircase leading to the roof, knowing the main exits were all blocked, as Nute Gunray had remembered Obi-Wan from the battle on Naboo and was out to have him destroyed.  Obi-Wan was pretty sure he was going try to do that regardless of the outcome of the negotiations. 

Obi-Wan was not worried, though.  He was no longer a Padawan, but a Jedi Knight with an Apprentice of his own.  He could think through any situation, and he could think of several situations Qui-Gon had gotten him into that were infinitely worse than this one. 

The pair burst out onto the roof, and without thinking, dove over the side of the palace, aiming for the clear patch of grass between the trees and the river.  Anakin, being smaller and much more aerodynamic, bulleted through the trees, landing safely on his feet and looking up to find that his Master was nowhere in sight. 

/Master?  Where are you?/ 

/Up here, Anakin…/  Anakin looked up, but still saw nothing. 

/Where is “up here,” Master?/ 

/In the Blenada tree, Anakin./  The boy turned to find that his Master really was up in the tree.  He didn’t look too happy about it, either. 

/What in the seven sith hells are you doing up there, Master?!/ 

/I’m stuck./ 

/Stuck?/ 

/Stuck./  Anakin caught a look of disgust on his Master’s face, even with the great distance between them, and doubled over laughing. 

/I suppose you need my help again, Master?/ 

/I think I can manage, Padawan./  

/Are you sure, Master?/ Anakin was starting to pick up his trademark know-it-all tone again. 

/I am a Jedi Knight, Anakin,/ Obi-Wan growled back as he called on the Force to loose the branches from his pinned ankle. /I can take care of myself./  Frustrated and not thinking clearly, the Jedi Knight forgot to brace himself on something else, and when the tangled branches gave way, so did the ones holding him in place. 

He skidded through the flimsy branches, too shaken to get a good enough hold on the Force to even slow his fall.  Anakin, meanwhile, watched amusedly from below as his normally graceful Master crashed awkwardly through the lower levels of the tree and, instead of landing on the ground, he seemed to go through it, sending fallen leaves and sand flying in all directions.  

Anakin, still laughing, held his cloak up to his face as his made his way through the settling dust cloud to check on Obi-Wan since he hadn’t heard even so much as a thud when the older man landed.  Just as he pulled the cloak away to call out, he heard a terrible squawk that sent him stumbling backwards. 

Anakin landed with a heavy thud, and instantly his back flared with bright pain.  Sitting up, he reached behind himself to find that he had landed on Obi-Wan’s lightsaber.  He started to panic, clutching his Master’s ‘saber in one hand and his in the other. 

“Master?!” he called out, taking off running toward the base of the tree.  “Obi-Wan?! Where are you?!” he screamed at the top of his lungs, growing more worried with each passing second. 

/Master? Answer me!/  Anakin called out over their bond.  No answer.  /MASTER?!/ he tried again.  Nothing again.  Anakin, too panicked to think clearly, was not paying attention to where he was going or his place in the Force, and was almost unable to stop when he reached the edge of what proved to be a rather large pit that his Master had fallen into. 

The dust was finally starting to settle, and Anakin could make out the faint outline of his Master at the bottom of the pit.  He looked to be buried under several smaller objects… things Anakin quickly realized were not only living, but moving as well.  

“Master?!  Are you alright?!” He called down into the pit, and was answered by several loud squawks. 

“Anakin! I nee—”  Obi-Wan was cut off in mid-sentence by the sound of flapping wings and a terrible racket.  Not knowing what else to do, the boy dove into the pit, lightsaber ignited, ready to destroy whatever lay at the bottom of the hole. 

“I’m coming, Master!” he cried out, landing on his feet some five feet from the older Jedi, only to find that the things attacking his Master were neither dangerous nor attacking.  He looked over at Obi-Wan and found that he was indeed buried under the masses of screeching gundarks, but they weren’t eating him like previously thought…they were trying to use him as a bed. 

“Anakin!  Distract them!”  Obi-Wan called out as he tried to crawl out from under the mess of blue and silver creatures.  Anakin, not sure what to do, held his lightsaber over his head and waved it around.  The creatures crawling on his Master instantly looked up and headed for the bright light. 

Using the distraction to his advantage, Obi-Wan crawled to his feet and Force-boosted himself out of the hole, quickly tailed by his laughing Apprentice.  The Jedi Knight was not amused. 

“Master…how many times have you told me that his weapon is my life and not to lose it?”  Anakin asked in that same wise-cracking tone while waving his Master’s lightsaber between them.  Obi-Wan scowled and snatched the weapon from the boy’s hand and stormed off.  “I thought you said you were a Jedi Knight?”  Anakin asked, following  behind as he continued laughing. 

“I am a Jedi Knight.  And if you don’t stop laughing, you’re not going to make to your next birthday, much less to your trials.” 

“You also said you didn’t need help, Master.” 

“Anakin, I am a Jedi Knight, not a miracle worker.” 

“A what, Master?  I don’t think I heard you clearly,” the boy continued, too amused to notice the angry look on Obi-Wan’s face. 

/I will not kill my Padawan…I will not kill my Padawan…/ Obi-Wan chanted to himself, not realizing that he himself was once in the same danger. “I am a Jedi Knight.” /I will not kill my Padawan…/


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