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| TODAY TOAST...TOMORROW THE WORLD |
| EVER WONDER WHY HOTDOGS COME IN PACKS OF 10 WHILE HOTDOG BUNS COME IN PACKS OF 8? ITS ALL A MIND GAME. DUDE! IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED...TRY AND HIDE YOUR ASTONISHMENT. WHAT IS, IS? I GOTS TO DO THIS. MR. NASTY TIME (WE'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE) (TO A BLIND MAN) OPEN YOUR EYES YOU BLIND BASTARD! (? FROM A MOVIE, I SWEAR) HIDE! THE BLIND MAN'S COMING. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE. WHEN STUMPED AS TO HOW TO PROGRAM YOUR VCR, ASK A KID. ACCEPT GRAVITY; FEW THINGS ARE WHERE THEY USED TO BE. ALWAYS LOOK UNDER THE CUSHIONS OF A CHAIR OF SOFA BEFORE YOU GIVE THEM AWAY. THERE'S ALMOST ALWAYS LOOSE CHANGE THERE. BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN BAD PLACES, SO STAY OUT OF BAD PLACES. REMEMBER THAT WHEN SOMEONES SAYS," YOU WON'T HURT MY FEELINGS. TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY THINK," THEY DON'T MEAN IT. NEVER START A FIGHT, BUT LOOK LIKE YOU COULD. WHEN YOU DON'T FEEL CHEERFUL, FAKE IT. ..CUZ A WOMAN WHO HAS BIG UNDERPANTS, IS BIG UNDER HER PANTS IF I'M NOT BACK IN FIVE MINUTES....JUST WAIT LONGER. GREAT OOOGALIE MOOGALIE (snickers commercial) ENGLISH?! WHY DO I NEED TO LEARN ENGLISH I'M NEVER GOING TO ENGLAND PRESS ANY KEY?! WHERE'S THE "ANY" KEY? MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING, BUT POVERTY SUCKS!! COULD YOU PLEASE TELL UR PANTS IT'S NOT NICE TO POINT IF WE STOP VOTING, WILL THEY GO AWAY IF YOU DRINK, DON'T PARK. ACCIDENTS CAUSE PEOPLE. IF YOU'RE NOT A HEMMOROID, GET OFF MY BUTT! BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE... |