Chickenfoot is not a normal chicken at all, but a chicken from outerspace here to liberate all his chicken brothers and help people get better jobs. Chicken foot wanders the dumpsters at night looking for the Mr. Chicken Meal Toys.
((UPDATE))
It has been discovered that chickenfoot is not a chicken at all but a fruad, a Mr. Chewy Rodrigus!!! This brings into question all other monster siteings!!!
Count Cocofang:
Count Cocofang, the popular cereal mascot, is an actural vampire. Everyone thinks he's made up, but he's not! Soon the world will know what I've known all along, Count Cocofang is an actural vampire, just as Frankenchokey is an actural Franken... THING!!!
The only way we will be rid of him is when some one stakes him in the heart once and for all. Fang, if you're reading this... I'LL GET YOU FANG!!!
Crop Circles:
These circles which form in feilds of wheat are caused by aleins controling cows so that they roll around in the feilds. The aleins must have some mind link with the cows. Anyways the alein cows are trying to send us a message, but what does it mean?
Galatic Equinox:
The Galatic Equinox is a totally bunk theroy. My colleges belive that when the galaxy is totally alined that all the aleins living off their own planet will go through a breif mult. But that's garbage don't read into it.