Try not to let your mind wander. It's too small to be out by itself.
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!
You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me
Downloading at 56K....SO BACK OFF!!!!
Dont interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.
The voices in my head don't like you.
Dont Follow In My Footsteps....I Walk Into Walls!!
Lick it...stamp it...and send it to someone who cares
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
There is nothing more contenting in life then a fresh jar of white playdough and 77straight games of wack-a-mole.
Life's short, eat some crayons
So can you tell me again of the benefits of 'being mature'?
YOU ARE MY LOBSTER!!!!!
Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.
When you are not looking at it, this sentence is in Spanish.
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
When you choke a smurf...what color does it turn?
Mostly harmless.
I am cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
A Dragons Word Is Stronger Than Trust.
I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book.
Being weird isn't enough.
They'll take my sword away when they pry my cold, dead fingers off the hilt.
Reality is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.
I'm out of my mind but feel free to leave a message.
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
I am actually quite pleasant...till i'm awake!!!!
Good Morning is a contradiction in terms.
Have a nice day somewhere else.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep 'til noon.
Warning: the Surgeon General has determined bothering me before i've had my first cup of coffee, is hazardous to your health.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
If it's fun, government will try to control it, tax it or make it illegal. Or all three.
"If the world hands you lemons...ask for a bottle of tequila and salt!"
I do what my rice crispies tell me to.
REALITY: Just an illusion created by the lack of drugs in our society!
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
C: program run. C: program crash. C: programmer cry.
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files.
Cannot find COFFEE.COM ... operator not loaded.
I have not lost my mind -- it's backed up somewhere.
Computer? Who needs a computer?? I Use MIND CONTROL!
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
"'INSERT DISK THREE' ? But I can only get two in the drive !"
"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."
"Computer security."�Oxymoron
"NO, You cannot dial 911, I'm downloading my mail !!!"
"I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse."
"A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light"
"ERROR: Computer possessed; Load EXOR.SYS ? [Y/N]"
"DOS never says 'EXCELLENT command or filename'"
"RAM /abr./: Rarely Adequate Memory."
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
"Oh, boy, virtual memory ! Now I'm gonna make myself a really *big* RAMdisk !"
"Your program is sick ! Shoot it and put it out of its memory."
"As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing."
We are in luck! The dragon is sleeping
Wonder what this button does
"Don't worry, dragons don't attack unless they're provoked."
I wonder where the mother bear is.
It's strong enough for both of us.
Are you sure the power is off?
Hey, watch this!
It's probably just a rash.
What does this button do?
It's not loaded.
Bikers suck.
No Tony I don't have your money.
"Hey maybe it's friendly..."
Aww what cute little fish...
Coo-er ! Wait until I tell the missus I crashed into a car with a MAF-1 number plate !
Cut the red one !
Why yes honey, I do think you look fat in that dress.
Yeah ? Over my dead body !
You wouldn't dare...
"What's that big red button for ?"
