A THIRD GRADE TEACHER COMES INTO SCHOOL ONE DAY AND ASKS HER STUDENTS TO USE THIER NEW VOCABULARY WORD "FASCINATE" IN A SENTENCE.  LITTLE SUZY RAISES HER HAND AND SAYS, "LAST WEEK MY PARENTS AND I WENT TO THE ZOO AND WERE FASCINATED BY THE POLAR BEARS."  THE TEACHER SAYS, "THAT'S GOOD SUZY, BUT I WANTED YOU TO USE THE WORD FASCINATE."  LITTLE MIKE RAISES HIS HAND AND SAYS, "LAST WEEK MY PARENTS WENT TO WAL-MART AND WERE FASCINATED BY ALL THE GREAT DEALS."  THE TEACHER SAYS, "THAT'S GOOD MIKE BUT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO USE THE WORD FASCINATE NOT FASCINATED.  CAN ANYONE USE THE WORD FASCINATE IN A SENTENCE?"  THEN LITTLE JONNY RAISES HIS HAND.  THE TEACHER IS HESITANT TO CALL ON HIM BECAUSE HE HAS A REALLY BAD MOUTH.  THEN SHE THINKS THAT THERE IS NO WAY HE CAN MESS UP THE WORD FASCINATE, SO SHE CALLS ON HIM.  JONNY THEN YELLS OUT, "MY SISTER HAS A SWEATER THAT HAS 10 BUTTONS ON IT BUT HER TITS ARE SO BIG SHE CAN ONLY FASTEN EIGHT!!"



LITTLE JONNY GETS HOME FROM SCHOOL ONE DAY, BARGES THROUGH THE DOOR AND SHOUTS "MOMMY! MOMMY!  HAD SEX WITH MY TEACHER TODAY!"  HIS MOM SAYS "OH JONNY THAT'S DISGUSTING! GO TO YOU'RE ROOM AND WAIT FOR YOU'RE  DAD TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!"  THREE HOURS LATER, JONNY'S FATHER COMES THROUGH THE DOOR.  HE DOESN'T SEEM UNHAPPY BUT PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.  HIS FATHER HAS A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE.  "SON, I HEARD WHAT YOU DID TODAY AND WELL I'M PROUD OF YOU.  WHEN I WAS YOU'RE AGE, I FUCKED MY TEACHER ALL THE TIME AND LET ME TELL YA, SHE WAS HOT!  BECAUSE YOU FUCKED YOU'RE TEACHER, I DECIDED TO BUY YOU THAT NEW BIKE YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED!  WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN TO THE GARAGE AND I'LL SHOW IT TO YOU," THE FATHER PROMPTED.  "BY THE WAY, DON'T TELL YOU'RE MOTHER ABOUT THIS!"  SO THEY GO DOWN TO THE GARAGE AND SURE ENOUGH, THERE'S THE BRAND NEW BIKE.  "DAD," THE BOY SAYS, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE PISSED AT ME. HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU?"  "SON, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME HOW MUCH YOU ENJOY IT.  NOW GO AND TAKE IT FOR A RIDE."  "DAD, THANKS A LOT," SAID THE BOY, "BUT DO YOU THINK I COULD DO THIS TOMORROW, MY ASS IS STILL SORE!"