Q:WHAT DO BLONDES AND SCREEN DOORS HAVE IN COMMON?
A:THE MORE YOU BANG 'EM THE LOOSER THEY GET!

Q:WHAT DO DISNEY AND VIAGRA HAVE IN COMMON?
A:YOU HAVE TO WAIT 30 MIN. FOR A TWO MINUTE RIDE!

Q:HOW DO YOU MAKE A ONE ARM BLONDE FALL OUT OF A TREE?
A:WAVE TO HER!

Q:WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ANY WOMAN AND A BLONDE?
A:THE WOMAN GOES OUT ON A DATE, GOES HOME, THEN GOES TO BED.
   THE BLONDE GOES OUT ON A DATE, GOES TO BED, THEN GOES HOME!

Q:WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY TO HER BOYFRIEND WHEN HE BLEW IN HER EAR?
A:THANKS FOR THE REFILL HONEY!

Q:CAN FAT PEOPLE GO SKINNY DIPPING?
A:I DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT!