DEFINITIONS OF THE WORD FUCK

PERHAPS ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING AND COMMONLY USED WORDS IS THE WORD FUCK.  IT IS THE ONE MAGICAL WORD WHICH CAN DESCRIBE PAIN, PLEASURE, LOVE, AND HATE.  IN GRAMMATICAL MEANING THE WORD FUCK FALLS INTO MANY CATEGORIES. 
VERB=JOHN FUCKED MARY(TRANSITIVE),MARY WAS FUCKED BY JOHN(INTRANSITIVE)JOHN REALLY GIVES A FUCK(ACTIVE) MARY REALLY DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK(PASSIVE)   
ADVERB=MARY IS FUCKING INTERESTED IN JOHN   
NOUN=MARY IS A TERRIFIC FUCK   
ADJECTIVE=MARY IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

HERE IS A LISTING OF FUCK WORDS AND THEIR MEANINGS IN MOST SITUATIONS

IT'S FUCKED- IT DOESN'T WORK;IT HAS BROKEN
I'M FUCKED- I AM TIRED; I AM DRUNK; I HAVE A HANGOVER; I AM NOT 	   PREPARED TO DO THIS;I AM IN DEEP SHIT(TROUBLE)
I'M FUCKED OFF- I AM UNHAPPY ABOUT THIS CURRENT SITUATION
FUCK OFF- PLEASE GO AWAY; I DON'T BELIEVE YOU; THAT IS INCORRECT; 	NO
FUCK ME- I AM SURPRISED; I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
FUCK YOU- I DO NOT LIKE YOU; I DO NOT LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST 	SAID OR DONE
FUCK THIS- I AM NO LONGER PREPARED TO PUT UP WITH THIS 	  SITUATION
FUCK IT- IT NO LONGER MATTERS; I SEEM TO HAVE MADE A MISTAKE
FUCKER- BAD PERSON; SOMETIMES PREFIXED WITH MOTHER(HE'S AN 	EVil MOTHER FUCKER); ALSO USED IN SEXUAL 		REFERANCES(HE IS AN ASS FUCKER)

HERE ARE SOME MOMENTS IN HISTORY IN WHICH THE WORD FUCK WAS PROBABLY USED

MICHaELANGELO: YOU WANT ME TO PAINT WHAT ON THE FUCKING CEILING?!?
GEORGE CUSTER: HOLY FUCK---FUCKING INDIANS
MAYOR OF HIROSHIMA: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC: WHAT FUCKING ICEBURG?
OLIVER NORTH: YOU'RE ALL FUCKING LIARS!
EINSTEIN: ANY DUMB FUCK CAN UNDERSTAND THAT!