TOP TEN LISTS FROM LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID LETTERMAN



TOP TEN FAST-FOOD FRANCHISES IN IRAQ
10.KENTUCKY GASSED CHICKEN
 9.SAND IN THE BOX
 8.SADDAM'S BIG BOY
 7.GOATS'N'STUFF
 6.VEIL-LESS BABES DONUT SHOP
 5.DONKEY HUT
 4.GLORIOUS CHICKEN PARTS
 3.FALAFEL BELL
 2.TACO TENT
 1.STUFF YOUR HUMP


TOP TEN REJECTED NFL TEAMS
10.THE OPTICIANS
 9.THE GROIN-PULLERS
 8.THE FRAGILE PORCELAIN MICE
 7.THE FIGHTIN' AMISH
 6.THE BLOOD SWOLLEN TICKS
 5.THE VELVETEEN RABBITS
 4.THE REFERREE KILLERS
 3.THE SOFT ANGORA WEARING GAYS
 2.THE GREASY FERRETS
 1.THE HIGHLY PAID DUMB GUYS!!