REDNECK JOKES YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF... IF SOMEONE ASKS TO SEE YOU'RE I.D., AND YOU SHOW THEM YOU'RE BELT BUCKLE... IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TO DRUNK TO FISH... IF YOU GO TO FAMILY REUNIONS TO MEET WOMEN... IF YOU SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS SAY NO TO CRACK AND IT REMINDS YOU TO PULL YOU'RE PANTS UP... IF YOU'VE EVER CUT YOU'RE GRASS AND FOUND A CAR... IF YOU'RE MOM HAS EVER COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND SAID "YALL COME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS BEFORE I FLUSH!"... IF PEOPLE COME TO YOU'RE HOUSE EVERY DAY MISTAKINGLY THINKING YOU'RE HAVING A GARAGE SALE... MORE TO COME!!!.........