WORST PICK UP LINES


YOUR NAME MUST BE DAISY BECAUSE I HAVE THE INCREDIBLE URGE TO PLANT YOU RIGHT HERE!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LIKE SPAGHETTI, LET'S GO SCREW!

JUST CALL ME MILK, CAUSE I'LL DO YOUR BODY GOOD!

YOUR BODY'S NAME MUST BE VISA BECAUSE IT'S EVERYWHERE I WANT TO BE!

I MAY NOT BE FRED FLINTSTONE, BUT I BET I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK!

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE THE ENRGIZER BUNNY, IT KEEPDS GOING AND GOING...

THAT SHIRT IS VERY BECOMING ON YOU, BUT IF I WERE ON YOU I'D BE COMING TOO!

I'D LIKE TO FUCK YOU'RE BRAINS OUT, BUT IT APPEARS THAT SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT!

I ENJOY DOING MAINTENANCE AND YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE I WOULD LIKE TO TINKER WITH!

DO YOU USE WINDEX? BECAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN YOU'RE PANTS!

WANNA PLAY HOUSE? YOU BE THE SCREEN DOOR AND I'LL SLAM YOU ALL NIGHT!

IF YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS IN THE MOURNING WE CAN SLEEP IN TILL THE AFTERNOON!

OH, I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BRAILLE NAME TAG!

IF YOU'RE LEFT LEG WAS THANKSGIVING AND YOU'RE RIGHT LEG WAS CHRISTMAS, CAN I VISIT YOU BETWEEN THE HOLIDAYS?

FUCK ME IF I'M WRONG, BUT IS YOU'RE NAME YOLANDA?

I LOVE EVERY BONE IN YOU'RE BODY ESPECIALLY MINE!

YOU MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST LOOKING CHIC IN HERE BUT BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY!

DO YOU WANT TO DANCE? NO, WELL I GUESS FUCKING IS OUT OF THE QUESTION!

MY RECIPE FOR LOVE IS ONE CUP OF YOU, ONE CUP OF ME, STROKE TILL HARD, AND SERVE HOT!

THE WORD FOR THE NIGHT IS LEGS, LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM AND SPREAD THE WORD!

HI, MY NAME IS________, REMEMBER IT BECAUSE YOU'LL BE SCREAMING IT NIGHT LONG!

WAS YOU'RE DAD A FARMER? BECAUSE YOU SURE HAVE GREAT MELONS!

HI, MY NAME IS SKIPPY, LIKE THE PEANUT BUTTER, I STICK TO THE ROOF OF YOU'RE MOUTH!

HI, MY NAME IS POGO, WANT TO JUMP ON MY STICK??