The Tale of the Angry Fisherman
One day, a fisherman went fishing in a nearby lake. As he sat near the water, he noticed his rod bouncing slightly. "Oh, they're just pecking on it." he said, remaining in comfy fold-out chair. Immediately after he said that, his rod was snatched into the water. He tried to get it in time, but it was too late. "Damn it!" he said, because he knew his rod was at the bottom of the lake by now.
Sad, he walked up and down the streets. Why didn't he just go home, you say? Well, that's because he didn't have a home. This fisherman was poor and fishing was the only way he could feed himself. Depressed, he leaned on the glass of a department store. There were televisions inside and he could see them. An episode of Dragon's Pit was airing.
"Dragon's Pit?" he said. He had never heard of it. "Why don't they play any fishing shows at that damn store?" He started to walk away, but then, something caught his eye. There was a frog like creature in the ring. It had a hook in it's mouth and dragging along a rod. HIS ROD. "What the damn? That bugger's got my rod!" He continued watching and the frog like creature won the match with a Frog Splash, according to the commentators.
He dashed towards Dragon's Pit arena and busted through the door. "Give me back my rod, damnit!" he screamed, but was only met with Mr. Ma, Dragon's Pit GM. The fisherman explained to Mr. Ma that he saw a frog like creature in his ring, but Mr. Ma had no idea what he was talking about. There was no such creature in his promotion.
"I'm not crazy! I saw that frog! It had my rod! It had my rod damnit!" Furious, the fisherman burst into the locker room. "I'm angry! And I'm not leaving until I find that little bugger that stole my rod!"
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