Top Ten Reasons Why Dragons Are
#10. Can level a city and easily
blame it on someone else.
#9. Rarely
opposed by other creatures.
#8. Save cash on lazer guns thanks to lazer
breath.
#7. No matter what colour Dragon you are, your colour
is always in fashion.
#6. Can transform into a human,
and still cause a lot of damage.
#5. Your lifespan is as long as
a Mazoku, equaling an eternity of Mazoku womping.
#4. Offspring are born from
eggs…no labour pains for Dragons!
#3. The tail and maces…always
fun.
#2. Most
attractive creatures in the world.
#1. So cool even Mazoku are
jealous!