Top Ten Ways To Torture Xellos

 

#10. Stick a mace up his…

 

#9. Say to Xellas he’s sided with the enemy and sit back and enjoy the show. 8)

 

#8. Help Zelgadis get the better of him.

 

#7. Take away his dresses and make-up.

 

#6. Force him to wear pink for a month.

 

#5. Tell him you’re pregnant with his baby.

 

#4. Praise life with a heart full of glee.

 

#3. Do his squinty smile back at him as he tries to anger you.

 

#2. Lock him in a dimension full of Teletubbies and carebears.

 

#1. Make him love you.

 

By Flora Metallium

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