Top Ten Reasons Why Mazoku Are Cooler
#10. Because we say so!
#9.
Mazoku can tease pompous Dragons without fear.
#8. Whether it is our Human or
true forms, we always look impressive.
#7. Unless we run into Lina
Inverse, we’ll live longer than you.
#6. Power is so totally fun =^_^=
#5.
No boring work offices, only mayhem and destruction.
#4. Life is never wonderful with
us around!
#3. Meals are free thanks to the
delicious negativity of Humans.
#2. We can survive in both the
astral plane and your world, can you? Yeh, that’s
what I thought.
#1. Because if you don’t agree I’ll
force you to!