To improve the fighting abilities of the five Gundams – or simply because they were bored and had nothing better to do – Dr. J and the other Gundam scientists have decided to redesign the Gundams. This Project Report contains readouts, stats, and pictures of the new Gundam models. Strangely enough, they are even more terrifying than the originals….

· Gundam 01: Teddibear

· Weapons: Twin Hug-Sabers,

Button-Nose Blaster Rifle,

Purple Ribbon Launcher

· Special Features: Thick fur acts

as extra defense line over

Gundanium plating

· Pilot Comment: “I’ll bet this

was Relena’s idea…. Relena, omae o korosu.” *evil death glare*

· Gundam 02: Sunshine

· Weapons: Supersmiley Rifle,

Tickle Saber, Solar

Transformer Mode

· Special Features: Bright

yellow color blinds enemy pilots and deflects Mobile Doll radar

· Pilot Comment: gags “Oh,

my beautiful Deathscythe, what have they done to you?” passes out

· Gundam 03: Cookie-Arms

· Weapons: Twin-Barrel Cookie

Blaster, Shoulder-Mounted Cocoa Rifle, Dough Launchers

· Special Features: Under high

temperatures, chocolate chip

cookie dough coating hardens to protect cockpit

· Pilot Comment: *blink

blink* “…….”

· Gundam 04: Prettyprincess

· Weapons: Twin Pink-Satin

Bow Swords, Chest-Mounted Ribbon Launchers, Hidden Sparkly Wand Saber

· Special Features: Pink ribbons

form shield around Gundam to protect pilot

· Pilot Comment: “It looks a bit

like Miss Relena….”

· Gundam 04:

· Gundam 05: Twinkletoes

· Weapons: Tootoo Laser Cannon, Tiara Launcher, Sequin Saber Staff

· Special Features: Pink tights,

leotard, and ballet shoes

give suit extra

maneuverability

· Pilot Comment: “Nataku?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGG

GGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”