Disclaimer: I own Gundam Wing, and everything related to it. Oh, yeah, I also own the G-boys. They’re my slaves, and I make them do everything I tell them to, including– well, I don’t think you want to know that. Okay, duh, I don’t own anything related to Gundam Wing. I don’t own the G-boys, either. But if I did…. *drool*

[Relena has decided to invite all of the G-boys and G-girls to her place for a party on Friday night. Everyone arrives ready to have a good time. Little did they know what was in store for them….]

Catherine: Does anybody know any good party games?

Everyone: *thinking*

Dorothy: *face gets an evil look* I have a good one! *whispers it to Catherine*

Catherine: Oh, my, that sounds like… *grins* fun.

Relena: What is it?

Dorothy: *points to the boys* Each one of them has to do one thing that they’ve never done before – and I have some good ones. *looks at Quatre*

Quatre: *sweatdrops* I don’t like the sound of this….

Hilde: Do we get to pick what they do?

Dorothy: *nods*

Hilde: *rubs her hands together and grins* Let’s get started, then!

Duo: Now wait a second, don’t we get a say in this?

Hilde: Don’t be such a wussy!

Wufei: I’m sure whatever they come up with, we can handle it.

Dorothy: *wicked grin* Don’t be so sure.

[All the girls get into a circle and start whispering while the boys exchange apprehensive glances. Finally, they are ready.]

Relena: Are you ready to accept your tasks?

Boys: *gulp, nod*

Relena: Heero, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to laugh.

Duo: *snorts* That’s not so bad. I’ve heard him laugh before. *thinks* Although it’s usually after he blows something up.

Relena: Okay, let’s see….

Heero: *glares at Duo* Thanks.

Duo: Hey, if I’m going down, you’re coming with me!

Relena: Okay, Heero, you have to cry.

Heero: Mission accepted. No sweat. *scrunches up his face and seems to be concentrating*

Relena: *sweatdrop* Take your time, Heero, you have all night….

Duo: Okay, how ‘bout me? The suspense is killing me!

Hilde: Okay, my turn. Duo, you have to….

[DRAMATIC PAUSE]

… go the whole night without talking!

Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Anything but THAT!!!

Hilde: *looks at watch* Starting… now.

Duo: Bu–

Dorothy: Don’t blow it already.

Duo: *glares at her like it’s none of her business*

Dorothy: Okay, next sentence. Trowa, you have to sing karaoke for us.

Trowa: Oh….

Quatre: Oh, boy, that’s gonna be fun!

Dorothy: Not so fast, Blondy. *smiles innocently* You’re next.

Quatre: *gulp* What… what exactly do I have to do?

Dorothy: *bats eyelashes* Why, you have to kiss me!

Quatre: *turns pale* eek

Dorothy: Come here, Winner.

Quatre: On– on the lips?

Dorothy: *starts to approach him*

Quatre: *backs away* Are– are you s-sure about this? I mean… well… I could, well, I could do something else… like, cook something… or–

Dorothy: Come here! *grabs him, dips him over backwards and kisses him*

Others: *jaws drop*

Duo: *opens his mouth to say something, but catches himself*

Hilde: *clasps hands* Oh, isn’t that sweet! *grabs Duo and kisses him*

Relena: *looks at Heero*

Heero: *backs away* Okay, let’s move on to Chang!

Wufei: -_-* Thanks.

Relena: *looks disappointed* Okay, Wufei, you– *realizes that Dorothy is still kissing Quatre* Oh….

Hilde: Hello? Dorothy?

Dorothy: *suddenly realizes that everyone is watching and drops Quatre*

Quatre: *lands on the floor; his face is red*

Dorothy: *bats her eyelashes* Now, that wasn’t so bad, was it?

Quatre: *his eyes are wide; shakes his head*

Relena: Okay, moving on…. Sally, would you like to take this one?

Sally: With pleasure. *turns to Wufei* You have to watch *holds up a tape* Bambi.

Wufei: WHAT?!?! No way am I watching that, woman!

Sally: *sighs* Well, I guess you’re just not strong enough to watch th–

Wufei: Give me that. *snatches tape, pops it into the VCR and sits down to watch it*

Quatre: Great! I love this movie! I’ll go make some popcorn. *unaware that everyone stares at him as he leaves the room*

Duo: *looks at Wufei desperately, wanting to make some comment on it*

Wufei: *without looking away from the screen* Save it, Maxwell.

Duo: *sighs*

Catherine: Okay, Trowa, let’s get the karaoke machine!

Trowa: *sweatdrop*

Catherine: Will someone help me?

Duo: *grins, nods, and follows her out of the room*

Hilde (to Dorothy): I have to admit, Duo’s doing much better than I expected. I thought he’d have cracked by now.

Dorothy: *dreamy look* Mm hmm…. *snaps out of it* What? Were you saying something?

Hilde: *sighs* No.

Quatre: *enters the room with a bowl of popcorn* I’m back! *goes to the couch and hands the bowl to Wufei* Oh, this is the part where–

Dorothy: *grabs his hand and drags him out of the room*

Heero: *shakes his head* Poor Quatre.

Relena: Okay, Heero, how about your task? Cry for me.

Heero: Cry? Ok…. *clears his throat* Let’s see…. *scrunches his face up again*

Relena: I don’t think that’s going to work.

Hilde: Tickle him.

Heero and Relena: *look at her* What?

Hilde: Duo cries when I tickle him. He’s really ticklish.

Relena: Well, that’s more than I wanted to know, but okay…. *starts tickling Heero*

Heero: *doesn’t move* Is this supposed to be uncomfortable or pleasurable?

Relena: *sighs* Somehow, I don’t think this is going to work either.

[Duo and Catherine reenter the room with the karaoke machine and set it down on the floor. Duo plugs it in, then stands up and looks around.]

Duo: *looks confused, points to his eyebrows*

Hilde: Dorothy is… *clears her throat* with Quatre.

Catherine: *hands the microphone to Trowa* Okay, Trowa, what song do you want to sing?

Trowa: *shrugs*

Catherine: *looking through book of songs* Okay, let’s see….

Relena: Heero, come on!

Heero: *glares at her* I’m trying! We need to try something else!

Relena: We? Hey, this is supposed to be your task! *folds her arms* Okay, if you can’t cry, I’m leaving you! *pouts*

Heero: Okay.

Relena: What?! It didn’t work!

Heero: What?

Relena: You’re supposed to cry at the very thought of losing me!

Heero: Oh. *waits* It’s not working.

Relena: -_-* grrr

Catherine: Oh! I got one! Trowa, you can sing "Baby Got Back"!

Trowa: *gasp* Do I… do I have to?

Duo: *laughing silently at him*

Trowa: Oh, shut up.

Catherine: *starts the song*

Trowa: *sighs, rolls his eyes, and begins* Oh my gawd, Becky, look at her butt! It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guy’s girlfriends….

Duo: *rolling around on the floor covering his mouth to keep from laughing out loud*

Everyone else: *laughing at Trowa*

Trowa: *glares at them but keeps singing* I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny, that when a girl walks in with a itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung….

Everyone: *completely hysterical*

Quatre: *enters the room, looking dazed*

Dorothy: *comes in behind him, fixing her hair* Hello, everybody, what’s– *sees Trowa and stops dead* Oh, this night just gets better and better….

Trowa: *still singing* I wanna get you home and ugh, double up ugh ugh….

Quatre: Uh, Trowa, I don’t think that’s a very appropriate song….

A voice comes across the room: Hey, we’re trying to watch the movie here!

[Everyone looks at the couch to see Heero and Wufei still watching Bambi]

Heero: *bawling hysterically* Poor Bambi! *sniffs* To lose a parent a such a young age! Waaahhaahaa!!!

Relena: Heero, you’re crying over a cartoon? (Author’s note: Unaware that she’s a cartoon herself….)

Wufei: Quiet, woman! *sniffs* That hunter is dishonorable! He killed a creature weaker than… himself…. *breaks down into tears*

Sally: Well, there’s something you don’t see every day.

Duo: Waaaahh!! Poor Bambi!! *he has settled on the floor next to the couch and is eating popcorn*

Hilde: Duo, you talked! *turns to Dorothy* I knew he couldn’t last that long!

Dorothy: *watching Quatre with a dreamy look* Hmm? Did you say something.

Hilde: *sighs* Never mind.

Trowa: *has found the song more fun than he expected, and is singing with enthusiasm now* ‘Til the BREAK OF DAWN! Baby got it goin’ on….

Quatre: *dancing*

[Everyone else starts dancing, except Duo, Heero and Wufei, who are still engrossed in the movie.]

Liz: Okay, I think you’ve had enough, so it’s

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