*In a dark room...

???: Staff Sergeant Xiang, you are to investigate the mystery behind the mong virus and destroy it if possible. You shall be accompanied by private Quan and private Hunk.

Xiang: Yeah ~ baby ~ yeah!

???: 你这个饭桶不要没次 yeah~ baby ~ yeah har! 再 yeah 多一次就出去外面站! 好,我再说多一次...Staff Sergeant Xiang, you are to investigate the mystery behind the mong virus and destroy it if possible. You shall be accompanied by private Quan and private Hunk.

Xiang: Yeah ~ baby ~ yeah!

???: 饭桶! 统统都是饭桶! 给我滚!

(Xiang leaves the room)

?????: You seemed to have a pobem in investigating the cause of the mong virus.

???: 哪个混蛋?! Oh, it's you... So how's Plan J going?

?????: It may seemed that the plan is complete but actually it's not. I still need the pe-ler-le-lo-gram to complete the ploduction of the cor-ORRRR-dinators.

???: 饭桶! 统统都是饭桶!

* At one of the ruins...

Xiang: My baby! Those 2 are late again, guess I will have to go in myself first.

(Xiang Walks into the ruin, only to be ambushed by a large group of monsters)

Xiang: Oh ~ my baby! When have monsters have such high intellect? I'm doomed!

???: Relax, we are here to save you!

Xiang: Oh ~ my baby! Quan, Hunk, you are finally here!

Hunk: Woof! Thanks to someone who gets lost, we are late.

Quan: Hey, you were the one who told me the wrong directions!

Xiang: My baby! We don't have time for arguments now...let us finish our enemies!

Hunk: All right! Take this, WOOF!

Quan: Sun Phantom Strike!

Xiang; Yeow ~ baby ~ yeow...watch where you guys are hitting!

( After clearing the enemies, the area suddenly start to distort and the heroes found themselves in another dimension, where everything is dark)

Xiang: Oh baby! What happened?

???: Target confirmed...destroying target.

Hunk: Woof! Look out!

(A strong beam shot across, hitting Xiang in the process)

Quan: Xiang!!!

???: Mission accomplished.

(The area returned to normal...and xiang was no where to be found)

Hunk: Woof! I can't smell Xiang anymore...he's most probably dead.

Quan: No...Xiang!!! Damn you MONGs...I will avenge my friend!!!

*Meanwhile, Xiang finds himself in another dimension, this time a bright one. There, he saw someone with 2 swollen balls.

Xiang: My baby! Who are you?

Yuk: I am the one known as Yuk Qing Shu...I shall now return your spirit back to the real world...together with the ultimate weapon to defeat Z.Z.R. the one who spreads the mong virus.

Is Xiang really dead? Who is Yuk Qing Shu and what is his motive? What is the ultimate weapon that can rival Z.Z.R's powers? Find out in the next exciting chapter of .hack//MONG!!!

???: Mission Accomplished.

?????: 你这个混蛋har...you think you Hero Yuy r?