Chapter 1

At a soldier camp recruiting soldiers for fighting against the Yellow Turbans, three extraordinary retards show up to register…

Soldier: Your name?

Liu Bei: I am Liu Bei, your lucky charm…

Guan Yu: 我是 Guan Yi~~~ the PaiKia

Zhang Fei: Er…I am Bunnyman!

Soldier: Ok, the three of you are recruited.

And thus, the three and only three retards were recruited into the army against Yellow Turbans. Their first job was to sweep away dead leaves from the Cherry Blossom tree.

Liu Bei: My Baby! The two of you are sweeping well!

Guan Yu: Ma, I want to go home

Zhang Fei (talking to 3 bunnies): Er…three brothers…er…

Liu Bei: My Baby! That’s a good idea! We shall be brothers!

Guan Yu: Ma, can I swore brotherhood with them?

Zhang Fei (still talking to 3 bunnies): Er… sing er…sing to me

Liu Bei: My Baby! That’s another good idea! We shall have a singing competition to decide who is the oldest and youngest

???: Did I hear a competition?

Zhang Fei: Ganinah lah! You scare away my bunnies er…

Referee: My name is …(spotlight suddenly on) Tham Ah Ling! I shall be your referee for today!

Liu Bei: Ok! I will start first…you are my Lucky Charm…

Guan Yu: Ma, I shall sing now…我是 Guan Yi~~~

Zhang Fei: I’m a little bunny er her er…

After a few minutes of chaos…

Referee: Enough! The winner is…Liu Bei!

Liu Bei: yes, My Baby!

Referee: And the overall loser is Zhang Fei!

Zhang Fei; Ganinah lah! 不要无聊lah! Bunnies er…bite him er… Er! Don’t bite me er…

And thus, the three retards became brothers and their brotherly love is immeasurable (sort of)

Zhang Fei: er Bunnies er… come back!

Liu bei: My baby! Assemble brothers!

Guan Yu : Ma, I want to go home…

To be continued…