The Legend of Three Kingdoms 三 国 传 奇

Chapter 9: The Battle at Hu Lao Gate ( 下 )

In the previous chapter, Dong Zhuo is fighting with Lu Bu over some misunderstanding…

Zhuo: Return my zhi 虫

Bu: Return my A4 E.maths exercise book!

Zhuo: Aye, 不 要 玩 了。

Bu: Arrrrghhh… I will kill you!!

With one stroke, Lu Bu finished off Dong Zhuo with the coup de grace.

Zhuo: Hahahahahaha… you think you kill me already? I tell you something! You make me thirsty! I shall be reborn to take over the world! Hahahahaha…

Hearing the eerie last laugh… from Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shao led his army of retards and stormed into the church. Knowing that he can’t win against these bunch of retards, Lu Bu rode off with the Red Hare.

Fei: (crying) Er…bunny don’t go…BUNNY!

Bei: My Baby! There’s no use crying over now, my brother…love cannot be forced.

Shao: 好，你 们 这 些 混 蛋 给我 听 着，Cao Cao and his H.X. gang will go after Lu Bu. 其 他 饭 桶 给 我 拿 下 Hu Lao Gate! 好，我 再 说 多 一 遍。

Fei: Er…Diam lah!

Yu: 老 师，我 要 尿 尿。

Shao: 你 再 说 多 一 次 我 给 你 一 巴 掌 har

Yu: 老 师，我 要 尿 尿。

As Yuan Shao wanted to slap Guan Yu, Xiahou Dun suddenly came back to take something but became the shield for Guan Yu… not only his face became more distorted, one of his eyeball also flew out…

Fei: Errr… fishball er…

Although Xiahou Dun tried to stop Zhang Fei from doing so, Zhang Fei already ate it.

Dun: What the hell!! You ate my eyeball for what?

Fei: Er…Diam lah!

Dun: that’s my eyeball leh!

Fei: 我 知 道，不 用 你 来 跟 我 讲， ok?

Shao: 好， 你 这 个 混 蛋 har, 还 不 给 我 去 追 Lu Bu?

Having no choice, Xiahou Dun left the church and catch up with Cao Cao. However, he already vowed secretly to eat Zhang Fei’s eyeballs as revenge. 3 days later, Hu Lao Gate is finally taken down. Meanwhile…Cao Cao had found Lu Bu, but he had already formed the cult to battle against the H.X. gang. What will be Lu Bu’s outcome? Find out in the next chapter of 三 国 传 奇 !

Yu: 老 师，我 要 尿 尿.